"Pasteurization is a process by which milk is heated to a specific temperature for a set period of time to kills harmful bacteria that can lead to diseases like as listeriosis, typhoid fever, tuberculosis, diphtheria and brucellosis." - Louisiana Dept. Public Health.
Indoctrination Cake:
Start with Sacramental bread
fry it twice
then blend it with full-fat cream and a happy meal
Don't forget the smidgen of scopolamine!
After that, whip it up with egg whites
to produce a somewhat fluffy texture
Add secret ingredient
If your mashed potatoes.. I.. I think that's what those are on the left side? honestly not even sure that's real food.. Anyway if your MASHED potatoes stand up on their own, DON'T EAT THAT. You know they charged an outrageous price for that plate too. Paying $500 for kid's play food is peak stupid.
It’s the gold rimmed plate that really makes it classy.
Can you imagine being the chef at that place? Gold plates, but no funding for actual quality food because TFG has the same sense of taste for food as he does for decor.
I recall recipe cards and Polaroids of this weird sh— like gelatinized turkey peas carrots dressing molds. Why does this look like a weird throwback with a dry 🫏 cube of sponge?
I would agree - their body, their choice (and their diarrhea) - except 1) they’re going to give raw milk to their kids, who are unfortunately at much higher risk for serious illness from the pathogens, and 2) it’s going to turn them all into #h5n1 mutation breeding grounds. No good.
Add Bosco. Chocolate sauce kills the bacteria. Come on MAGA, down the hatch! You know what else kills bacteria? Pasteurization. But that’s for us bluedogs.
Imagine spending that much money to eat the worst Thanksgiving you've ever seen surrounded by people who would empty your bank account and throw you in a ditch if it netted them $0.30
God, I can’t tell you the amount of traffic I get in my store where customers are actively searching for ‘raw milk’ on the regular. Your creation is weird, we have pasteurization and homogenization for reason. 🤨
I think that's a truly wonderful idea, I wonder if they count IV fluids as vaccines or their daily insulin jabs. Would be knteresting to find out wouldn't it?.
I see that they are thankful for the dumbassss that voted for them, whilst feasting with all their rich MAGA buddies with whatever that was.
Like we didn't already know what his dead heart feels for the most. It ain't the America that lives from paycheck to paycheck, that keeps America moving along
My problem with people drinking raw milk is that they often force it on their children. Raw milk is not good for anyone, and they are willing to feed it to those with undeveloped immune systems. I shudder to think of it.
The lady who pours chunky milk into a glass and uses one of those tiny blender sticks to blend the chunks up before she DRINKS IT. Why? I mean these people drink urine I'm not surprised but seriously wtf? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 had to taste horrible
Whoever did this dinner is taking money under false pretenses. It's the poorest excuse for Thanksgiving dinner, considering where it is being served. A 10 year old could do better
To be fair, considering everyone is there to feast on Trump's gnarly old man balloon knot, Mar-a-largo can get away with serving TV dinners for Thanksgiving. Nobody will be eating it anyway.
To be fair, with the number of coke-heads, ketamine and adderall addicts present, they could have wrapped bear shit in a burrito with a guano sauce and they would have been none the wiser.
Trump's goons and lackeys are literally poisoning us. And not gradually or surreptitiously, either. Just straight up telling us to drink milk with deadly little crawling things in it.
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I just make it a point never to drink raw, unpasteurized milk. You just never know.
Start with Sacramental bread
fry it twice
then blend it with full-fat cream and a happy meal
Don't forget the smidgen of scopolamine!
After that, whip it up with egg whites
to produce a somewhat fluffy texture
Add secret ingredient
Keeps you fat and docile
Take with dinner
Reliable sources report that the chef at Mar Lago graduated magna cum laude from the Trump University School of Grift and Finance.
#trumptariff
Can you imagine being the chef at that place? Gold plates, but no funding for actual quality food because TFG has the same sense of taste for food as he does for decor.
#RawMilk
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Potatocake?
Like we didn't already know what his dead heart feels for the most. It ain't the America that lives from paycheck to paycheck, that keeps America moving along
Probably at a lower cost too.
It looks like something from a really shitty nursing home.
"I SAID, ISN'T IT GUYS?"
It looks like a tv dinner
I have to admit, that looks bad