Quick everyone livetweet the news or else you’re complicit - ThreadSky

I don't always detect Internet irony, but this one, this one's really good.

Counter programming for the day. Showing cute animals and Raising money for humane society disaster relief today.
https://www.youtube.com/live/ICFiwn3-SOA?si=VsHhaP0sGR4bTeJ3

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nightmare-fueler.bsky.social•36 days ago

[straining to think of something apt for this moment] "hes... gettingg...... inorangeated...."

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shuchancellor.online•36 days ago

Committing harakiri, because of woke

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kwsaxon.bsky.social•36 days ago

Just what the hell are you talking about?

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shuchancellor.online•36 days ago

Jokes are illegal, posts are now battlefields

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kwsaxon.bsky.social•36 days ago

Er, nope.

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reallukem.bsky.social•36 days ago

BREAKING: It is gonna snow tomorrow where I live

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dangyd.bsky.social•36 days ago

I am performing Accountability Posting so that my followers know I am Thoughtful and Present and Listening but also Speaking

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miksmesses.bsky.social•36 days ago

If you get demure and mindful, the Alphas will follow you.

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miksmesses.bsky.social•36 days ago

Alpha generation, not alpha men. 🤣

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dumbjosh.bsky.social•36 days ago

I'm resisting

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bonenberger.bsky.social•36 days ago

Waiting to see which way the wind's blowing before I gingerly take a position that leaves me room to back out if pressed

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typomarx.bsky.social•36 days ago

you're a keyboard warrior.

got it.

signed
actual activists outside in the real world for the last 44 years

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theothermikey.bsky.social•36 days ago

Demanding that people wallow in misery for the next 4 years has got to be some kind of sexual kink for these people. I am filing all of it away under "things I cannot change" and relaxing with a few good escapist novels. My mental health has already been wrung out enough.

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brunokallok.bsky.social•36 days ago

Breaking: Writer Jessica Fletcher found a dead body in Cabot Cove, Maine.

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simplyjack.bsky.social•36 days ago

What did his supporters decide to take a victory lap?

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jack-a-dandy.bsky.social•36 days ago

Bruh, this matroyshka shit is far too obvious. You're scaring the COs.

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pdxreigns.bsky.social•36 days ago

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ricecooka.bsky.social•36 days ago

Got it--here's how long you can store burrata in the fridge:
https://ssnews.page.link/SxmApzALeSgJrVhq5

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jmjordan416.bsky.social•36 days ago

I’m in no way any kind of “-plicit!” Explicit, implicit, complicit, duplicit, displicit, replicit, or even unplicit! Non of em!

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bespokesafaris.bsky.social•34 days ago

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framtidsfisk.bsky.social•36 days ago

I heard some people sing idk

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iammarib.bsky.social•36 days ago

Why does it really feel like this is true!!?

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gerry513.bsky.social•36 days ago

Live tweet what

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fightingbaseball94.bsky.social•36 days ago

In this episode of The Jeffersons Weezy and Helen were arrested and the prison cell had graffiti on the wall that said “SEX DRUGS”. We must bear witness.

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