I would be down with this with a swap of California for Canada and Missouri for Mexico with a carve out for folks from St. Louis, Kansas City, Columbia and Springfield to emigrate easily to Canada. I’m from Missouri. STL and KC are blue. The other two cities are college towns. - ThreadSky

decodingfoxnews.bsky.social • 55 days ago

I would be down with this with a swap of California for Canada and Missouri for Mexico with a carve out for folks from St. Louis, Kansas City, Columbia and Springfield to emigrate easily to Canada. I’m from Missouri. STL and KC are blue. The other two cities are college towns.

Reposted from Cheri Jacobus

I'm open to this, as of one week from today.

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jameshl.bsky.social•55 days ago

Canada doesn't want American Redoubt states - Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming. These are conservative Christian states, and we want Canada to remain secular.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Redoubt

cptmolo.bsky.social•55 days ago

What does blue states have to do with needing to be in Canada compared to Mexico?

e-az.bsky.social•55 days ago

Was wondering the same

cptmolo.bsky.social•55 days ago

Mexican President is a progressive woman with a historic 80% approval, meanwhile the soon-to-be Canadian PM thinks they need to bring back white supremacy worship.

e-az.bsky.social•55 days ago

Is that the guy with the creepy apple-eating interview?

cptmolo.bsky.social•55 days ago

Yep. Same freak.

rebeccafachner.bsky.social•55 days ago

Sign me up.

mrsbm.bsky.social•55 days ago

Maybe cede Florida to Cuba?

dadzone513.bsky.social•55 days ago

But I don't want to be Mexican.

drgeoffreym.bsky.social•55 days ago

As a Canadian (and there are only, like, 15 of us, mostly named Doug, so I have some authority), we can arrange that.

rainbowkey.bsky.social•55 days ago

The version I made. Canada and Mexico don't want to be saddled with our most conservative states.

doubledpawn.bsky.social•55 days ago

I’m in Wisconsin and I approve - we will contribute with our cheese, brats, and beer.

americanconscience.bsky.social•55 days ago

Why do you waste your time?

decodingfoxnews.bsky.social•55 days ago

You wasted time typing that response.

geobern.bsky.social•55 days ago

One thing, however, I feel bad for Mexico taking some of those southern states. Perhaps you could carve out a little island called MAGAteland.

geobern.bsky.social•55 days ago

This map looks good to me. I live in Wisconsin. I thought I'd never utter these words, not because I don't like Canada, just because I never thought I would ever need to utter these words, but I would be proud to be a Canadian.

sonjadahl.bsky.social•55 days ago

I agree -- add California, and I'd kick Missouri, the Carolinas, Kentucky, and West Virginia (half of Virginia?) to the South too.

welcome2absurdia.bsky.social•55 days ago

Agree. CA should get CA. It’s just logical.

zarleckazpa.bsky.social•54 days ago

But... Caca!

pierrelgc.bsky.social•38 days ago

Springfield isn’t a college town. Just sayin

holeeguacamole.bsky.social•55 days ago

Makes sense.

I mean, there's already a Mexico, Missouri.

rwarrin.bsky.social•55 days ago

Once they get a taste of real Mexican food it's game over.

matteastwood.bsky.social•55 days ago

Do we really want South Carolina 🤔

wellsbe.bsky.social•55 days ago

As a Kentuckian, this feels right. A hot brown is just poutine with a drawl.

thewizardofsnark.bsky.social•55 days ago

🤣

nfngnome.bsky.social•55 days ago

I'd rather be in the Green. I live for Mexican food, Music, Art, and yes I am a man and a bit shallow. Mexican women too.

I love the fire everyone of them I have come into contact with have.

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