we salute your audacity. Your judgment is as flawed as your choice in bar companions. In the grand theater of life, you play the role of the oblivious critic, blissfully unaware of the irony dripping from your every word. 🧵11/12 - ThreadSky

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valetparker.bsky.social • 107 days ago

we salute your audacity. Your judgment is as flawed as your choice in bar companions. In the grand theater of life, you play the role of the oblivious critic, blissfully unaware of the irony dripping from your every word.

🧵11/12

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valetparker.bsky.social•107 days ago

To the escorts, we raise a glass (one we paid for ourselves) in admiration. Your professionalism, control, and financial acumen are a testament to your intelligence and strength. And to Chad—well, we hope you find a new cologne.

🧵12/12

wakka-wakka.bsky.social•107 days ago

Not to self: Buy new cologne.

dominolarosa.bsky.social•107 days ago

You’re a good writer. You should submit an essay to a publication ❤️

valetparker.bsky.social•107 days ago

Aww thank you, I’m just reposting some of my satirical takes I’d posted on twitter in response to shitty tweets.

acechinna.bsky.social•107 days ago

Brilliant and so accurate!

tessvalxo.bsky.social•107 days ago

I am quite literally your biggest fan this is a work of art

rebeccavonuder.bsky.social•107 days ago

That was a beautifully written thread! You are spot on!!! I’ve had this thought while being the bartender serving both of these ladies drinks. Being in a legal state does not change it.

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