My breakthrough was finding a lotion heater to goo up my back. I also found a smoosher to apply the hot lotion.
Reposted from Jon Bois
my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache

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