You: Here's the thing about the Peanut Squirrel MAGA porn actor that everyone is missing- Me: I have a gun. - ThreadSky

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probgobl.in • 132 days ago

You: Here's the thing about the Peanut Squirrel MAGA porn actor that everyone is missing-

Me: I have a gun.

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I shouldn't know about that guy. That is one of those local freak dudes no-one more than a half day's drive away ever hears of.

I don't care that I use electricity to talk to people around the world, I'm a goddamn ape running on Pleistocene wetware. I should not know about some of these dudes!

probgobl.in•132 days ago

Weird mother fuckers are supposed to either stay localized until they pass into legend or be forgotten upon their last breath.

They aren't supposed to have Instagrams.

We have over ten millennia of cultural and neurological adaptations based around not having to know of these guys.

machminotaur.bsky.social•132 days ago

you would not believe how many of these dudes there are

probgobl.in•132 days ago

That's the problem! I can believe there are millions of them but I don't need to know ANY of them other than the ones near me.

Every group of humans, throughout history, have had their weird freak guys, but we didn't trade them like goddamn baseball cards until Zuckerberg could slap ads on them!

machminotaur.bsky.social•132 days ago

okay, but hold on.

we kinda do need a Weird Guy TCG

blu-lab.is-extremely.gay•132 days ago

there's different types of weird and they all have various type advantages and disadvantages, except for normal weird (just silly or goofy really) which only has a weakness to physically violent weird, and isn't affected by ghosts (not to say that they wouldn't believe, just that they're unaffected)

blu-lab.is-extremely.gay•132 days ago

i meant this as a reference to pokemon but I couldn't fit that in

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