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When bae catches you filling a hip flask with queso blanco dip so you can get through the day.

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When bae catches you instructing the restaurant's parmesan grater to "hold death in your heart and do as much splash damage as you can".

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When bae catches you trying to clone yourself with a hacksaw, a document scanner, and a 3D printer.

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When bae catches you angering the gods by referring to their holy seat, Mount Olympus, as "Toilet Hill".

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When bae catches you filling a five gallon jug with gravel because "that's what The Thing drinks and he's doing pretty good for himself."

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When bae catches you pouring PBR into the smart toaster so it can get a taste of what they don't teach you in school.

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When bae catches you debaking a can of beans to "establish dominance" over Boston.

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The draconians and lizard people are making a feast of my sadness. Their full bellies are a revolting testament to a human race gone terribly awry. We are a parody of what we could be and our misery satiates the ugliest parts of creation. Other than that im fine tho

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t believe in Garfield. I believe in Growfield. like the economy. and agriculture 👍

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"i know krav magagh." "cool. i don't know who that is but he sounds very protective of you."

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🤼‍♂️

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Can I make a suggestion for his wake without upsetting anyone

submitted 7 hours ago • 37 comments

masked wrestlers sleep in luchadormitorios

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

my love language is holding you hostage as i play music video after music video for your viewing pleasure

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

whoa babe i can't believe they said that to you. i'm appalled and offended on your behalf babe. on my own behalf i'm laughing though. that shit was funny as fuck babe.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

I'm scared of the monster that makes you scared of him and who also has a gun. Partly because he makes you scared of him, but also because he has a gun.

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He always wears a cummerbund for either ceremonial or fetish reasons.

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me, working in a mine: i miss my email job mine boss (shooting me with a gun): get back to work

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

waggling my fingers in reverse do mind if I don’t

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unfair how if youre really good at sports, they let you act- but if youre really good at acting, they don't let you play sports. Steph curry in a commercial, but meryl Streep can't play for the clippers???

submitted 10 hours ago • 4 comments

Getting hit with a ‘More power to you’ might as well be ‘I don’t care if you live or die’

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ME: No no no, you still don't understand. Bluesky is the app but it's built on the AT Protocol. And Bluesky Social is the specific underlying moderation instance but devs can build on top of that. MY BELOVED HUSBAND, CLAUS VON BÜLOW: Hush, darling. Have some more insulin. Have as much as you'd like.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Why wait for it to hallucinate? Sow enough references to a malicious libraries you control in places you know will get scraped to speed things up. Hell, go further and release a code assist model with weights that make them more likely to get emitted. Vibe coders aren't going to check that shit.

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

They really do

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Glad to see we’re addressing the root cause of all of this: Luther’s heresy

submitted 1 day ago • 44 comments

i bet a centaur would be great at DDR

submitted 12 hours ago • 5 comments

at last, theyre making lasagna for men

submitted 12 hours ago • 13 comments

Hey man, I hate to ditch early but I have to go treat an injury I sustained when your bedraggled wife crawled out from under a bush and bit me on the leg. I know it sounds like an animal, but she was a human woman you married who crab walked toward me inhumanly fast from under a local bush.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I hate it when I find I have to now track down a show that was co-produced with a chain of pharmacies...

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mom i frew up my SpaghettiOs

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"why don't they just make the entire plane out of the black box" because boxes aren't aerodynamic, dumbass 🙄

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Wait... an article from The Atlantic, written by Elizabeth Bruenig, was stupid and pro-fascist? That's so shocking and off brand I must share it as hard as I can!

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Can't wait for this summer when all the air conditioners break and the repair parts that are manufactured in China are prohibitively expensive and we all melt into puddles of human goo and measles

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

no one outbrains the Thinkener

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While Edward Sharpe did use the N-word in a song, and this seems harsh... the math does check out.

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in 2009 we decided against executing edward sharpe or any of the magnetic zeroes. now we have president hitler.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Airport gate agent paged a passenger whose name truly sounds like “sea lion” so we’re all excited to see who shows up

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lot of the younger folks won’t know this but it used to be that if you yanked hard enough on a land line telephone you could pull the phone out of the person’s hand that you were talking to

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Trump says they’re “very happy in the next life and living fabulously.” Critics say they were summarily executed on live television. Here’s what to know about the new “Bullet Cure”:

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i’d like a word with whomever decided the phrase would be rolling over in the grave instead of a plot twist.

submitted 18 hours ago • 10 comments

As the son of a hot rodder, let me say that the ideal location for a shiny black car is in front of a liquor store in LA on a sunny afternoon

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