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Banner day for those of us who play middle aged pervert games.

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in the 90s the us government had mandatory hair styles. you had to pick one of the ones from this chart or else it was a felony.

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The Times is a big paper. There are many thoughtful writers there doing really good work. Unfortunately most of your subscription goes to paying for the people who soft-focus nazi pedophiles or write op-eds titled “I Personally Respect Trans People, Just A Little Less Than Dogs.” Cancel your sub

submitted 9 hours ago • 28 comments

[sickest battle music you've ever heard starts playing]

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I’m gonna allow myself a moment of pride in my workplace here and note that we are currently on the front page of The Verge with a game we’re publishing (Big Walk) and a handheld console we make (Playdate). Panic is a company of 30. We don’t have investors. We’ve been around for 28 years 🙂

submitted 6 hours ago • 12 comments

The one where Ross is rigged to explode. The rest of the gang valiantly work together to stop the bomb squad from getting to him. Chandler asks "Could there BE a more fitting punishment for that turtleneck wearing nightmare," as he bashes an officer with their own riot shield. Joey loses a toe.

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Everyone thinks penguins seem sweet, but honestly they taste pretty gamey.

submitted 7 hours ago • 10 comments

The one where Joey tries to run a hotdog cart. Unable to decide on a location, he marches upon Central Park and reduces Gunther to a pile of bratwurst. Upon seeing the carnage, Chandler asks "Could you BE more feral and swollen with dog and barista meat?" Monica leaves her handbag on the subway.

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The one where Phoebe asks Ross to get her guitar. He opens the case to find a pulsing mass of serrated teeth around a seemingly bottomless gullet. He stares in wonder and horror, allowing Phoebe to push him in. His screams are sweeter than any notes. Rachel tries to cancel a magazine subscription.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Instead of a meet and greet, a meet and potatoes. Bring a spud, take a tater.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Gentle reminder to choose your words carefully when discussing the end of a bromance between two increasingly erratic billionaires.

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

i like when i tell the cat they are good and they yell back at me that they are NOT good. they are a criminal, and proud of it .

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

Hey, bud. Can't help but notice that you're nude and hiding in my crawlspace with a sword. You good, dude?

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

my enemy's home is on fire so I'm trying to lure the flames into my home

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

The "H" in THC stands for" hell", which is where you're going if you eat it

submitted 13 hours ago • 23 comments

rfk jr hearing raw milk and four dead cats and putting his bib on

submitted 166 days ago • 6 comments

Guys Jack Posobiec won’t see your mean skeet but your friend who worked hard for years in school to finally get a PhD in “the phallocentric conflict resolution communications styles of high-agency males” will

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Return of Ultraman is the only show where you could have an episode about how a child is ontologically evil and we need to kill him and then follow it up with this

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Dear Democrats: if you want the drugged-up, country-destroying, multi-murdering nazi fuckwit's money that badly, RAISE HIS GODDAMN TAXES.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

wish there was a way to take a vacation that was just, like, being a crab for a week. seems like it'd be nice

submitted 649 days ago • 18 comments

At the gym, casting longing glances at the leg press like it's a Montague.

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Wait, if that's what an "Antipope" is who the hell did I eat?

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

wanna feel old? the dutch tulip bubble collapsed 387 years ago.

submitted 480 days ago • 11 comments

Online fuckin' RULES this week.

submitted 15 hours ago • 6 comments

We should do a Tron to Kneecap so they can kill this guy.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

If I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain I would be fucking terrified

submitted 16 hours ago • 17 comments