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probgobl.in
I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat.
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This is what they took from us.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

How do you lose to this guy, twice, and still have anything resembling a job?

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‘sorry, i’m running late. yeah! yeah. some assholes tryna put me in a pokéball again. right… right! that’s what i’m saying! that’s not how you make FRIENDS! — ugly too. anyway, i’ll have to call back. - love you too.’

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Now that OSHA is going away, we’re excited to announce our newest attraction, “Chimps in Golf Carts Helping Our Maintenance Crews”

submitted 18 hours ago • 14 comments

Friends this is really misguided, the graffiti shouldn’t be something the Cybercuck owner would like.

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

STOP reading books and START drinking paint

submitted 4 hours ago • 20 comments

the bastard jack ruby shot my cat right in his primordial pouch

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

I love that I took my anthropology degree so seriously when I had a professor who was like "I spent 3 days chewing khat and then I saw a ghost so that's how I know ghosts are real" in a lecture

submitted 5 hours ago • 21 comments

Enough. Finally muted the word trump. And the word kitty. And the phrase “Dutchman’s point.” I hate euchre

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Bro, you've united the northern barbarians against you. Bro, your Mandate of Heaven. Bro, that shit is lost lost. Your virtue bro! It's in mad question, bruh!

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

submitted 13 hours ago • 21 comments

The best way to avoid wasting good money on expensive binoculars or telescopes is by simply standing closer to the object that you wish to view. Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don't want you to know.

submitted 8 hours ago • 8 comments

Uhhhhhh www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

I sleep with a bat under my bed in case someone breaks in and wants to learn about echolocation

submitted 59 days ago • 35 comments

Let me take this format for a spin

submitted 7 hours ago • 23 comments

If there's one thing I trust the DNC to do, it's harness a wave of populist sentiment...

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

ey im slow walkin into disaster here

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Very happy for a new Sonic kart racing game to come out that I will wind up enjoying way more than Mario Kart and also have no one to play with.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Family knowing I don't respond to advice and only respect psychics, paying strangers to come up to me and go, "Ah, the spirits are saying ahhh, your homemade soaps don't smell that good. You'll never make a living selling homemade soaps. Spirits can still smell. From behind the gossamer veil."

submitted 148 days ago • 2 comments

motel dine-a-ville sign, vernal, utah, 1991

submitted 10 hours ago • 7 comments

Oh this motherfucker knows *exactly* what he's doing

submitted 23 hours ago • 64 comments

coffee so black spaghettification begins when you lean in for your first sip

submitted 8 hours ago • 59 comments

Everyone says dolphins are very intelligent but if that's true why do they keep losing money following my stock tips? I'm just making some of these companies up. They don't even Google stuff. Idiots.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Remember in the immediate days after the shooting when we had a few grainy snapshots of his face and people were like ‘idk maybe it’s just a good angle and he’s actually average looking’ and it’s just like no the dude is just actually built like a statue of Apollo

submitted 16 hours ago • 32 comments

The one where Ross stalks through the darkened library, looking for his own book, growing thinner and thinner as he searches through the endless dusty stacks

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

The one where Rachel draws sacred geometries on the counter of Central Perk. Tomorrow is forfeit as the spiritual energy of 10,000 screaming dead fills the cafe, causing flesh to run as tallow and bones to sprout roots to rend the earth. Chandler keeps falling for a quarter glued to the sidewalk.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

The one where they go to a gross little Irish bar in Philly

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

If you can't fuck with this movie your heart probably isn't capable of true joy.

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments