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my account is asymmetrical bc i post more with my right hand than my left

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Everyone complains about the Bsky user base but having a moderately popular post about my father being torn apart in a girl fight... the replies are fine? A few missed the joke, a few yelled about Trump, but most were just lesbians asking "is the fight still there" or "how do I get that for me".

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They say no man is an island, but I know what I saw out there. Islandman is real.

submitted 136 days ago • 41 comments

I emit dark gak

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despite the recent economic inflation, a massive sea worm has come ashore

submitted 136 days ago • 2 comments

[purple smoke pours from the chimney] theyve chosen a new grimace

submitted 139 days ago • 6 comments

Ach, lemme in ye wee hen! -Scottish Dracula

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Tired of "Development". I want to work in Research and Dracula.

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"eve online is full of sex pests" why, it's spreadsheets and little spaceships...

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Us Velcro guys gotta stick together

submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments

My only two goals today are to drink an Original New York Seltzer & to say “marvelous” in a hot, edgy, masc way.

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“Why are these police dressed like they’re going into combat” Cause we gave them the clothes and the gear. There was a very public discussion about it.

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do you think Princess Diana would have loved Dubstep??

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

FRANKLIN: and these e-girls, how does one arrange an introduction to them

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Nice attachment style, bro. Where did you get it, Golden Corral? Because that shit is mad unhealthy.

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Banner day for those of us who play middle aged pervert games.

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in the 90s the us government had mandatory hair styles. you had to pick one of the ones from this chart or else it was a felony.

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The Times is a big paper. There are many thoughtful writers there doing really good work. Unfortunately most of your subscription goes to paying for the people who soft-focus nazi pedophiles or write op-eds titled “I Personally Respect Trans People, Just A Little Less Than Dogs.” Cancel your sub

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[sickest battle music you've ever heard starts playing]

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I’m gonna allow myself a moment of pride in my workplace here and note that we are currently on the front page of The Verge with a game we’re publishing (Big Walk) and a handheld console we make (Playdate). Panic is a company of 30. We don’t have investors. We’ve been around for 28 years 🙂

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The one where Ross is rigged to explode. The rest of the gang valiantly work together to stop the bomb squad from getting to him. Chandler asks "Could there BE a more fitting punishment for that turtleneck wearing nightmare," as he bashes an officer with their own riot shield. Joey loses a toe.

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Everyone thinks penguins seem sweet, but honestly they taste pretty gamey.

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The one where Joey tries to run a hotdog cart. Unable to decide on a location, he marches upon Central Park and reduces Gunther to a pile of bratwurst. Upon seeing the carnage, Chandler asks "Could you BE more feral and swollen with dog and barista meat?" Monica leaves her handbag on the subway.

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The one where Phoebe asks Ross to get her guitar. He opens the case to find a pulsing mass of serrated teeth around a seemingly bottomless gullet. He stares in wonder and horror, allowing Phoebe to push him in. His screams are sweeter than any notes. Rachel tries to cancel a magazine subscription.

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Instead of a meet and greet, a meet and potatoes. Bring a spud, take a tater.

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Gentle reminder to choose your words carefully when discussing the end of a bromance between two increasingly erratic billionaires.

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i like when i tell the cat they are good and they yell back at me that they are NOT good. they are a criminal, and proud of it .

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

Hey, bud. Can't help but notice that you're nude and hiding in my crawlspace with a sword. You good, dude?

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

my enemy's home is on fire so I'm trying to lure the flames into my home

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The "H" in THC stands for" hell", which is where you're going if you eat it

submitted 19 hours ago • 24 comments

rfk jr hearing raw milk and four dead cats and putting his bib on

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Guys Jack Posobiec won’t see your mean skeet but your friend who worked hard for years in school to finally get a PhD in “the phallocentric conflict resolution communications styles of high-agency males” will

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Return of Ultraman is the only show where you could have an episode about how a child is ontologically evil and we need to kill him and then follow it up with this

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Dear Democrats: if you want the drugged-up, country-destroying, multi-murdering nazi fuckwit's money that badly, RAISE HIS GODDAMN TAXES.

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