1. Picked lint from inside of bellybutton.
2. Thought about poisoning my neighbor's dogs.
3. Threw poop on homeless children.
4. Wrote a denial letter instead of a check to St. Judes.
5. Called ICE on my neighbor even though I know he's a citizen, he's the wrong color and speaks a weird language.
Reposted from Joyce White Vance
If you were a federal employee who got Musk's email asking for the five things you did last week at work, how would you respond? Wrong answers only.

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