Carbrained losers cannot help but be self-important and offended whenever anyone even slightly criticizes them. - ThreadSky

hazelmonforton.com • 15 days ago

Carbrained losers cannot help but be self-important and offended whenever anyone even slightly criticizes them.

So the anti car people don't realize how they sound at times. How can anyone take someone seriously when they say shit like gascucked?!?

Yall always come off as weird.

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hazelmonforton.com•15 days ago

I have a car. I resent the fact that this city is nearly impossible to live in without a car. I also really like my car! But I’m absolutely a gascucked carcel in this town.

hazelmonforton.com•15 days ago

Chargecucked? I don’t know, I have an EV.

hazelmonforton.com•15 days ago

This person is trying to argue with me now.

braak.bsky.social•15 days ago

Voltcucked.

bad-quail.itch.io•15 days ago

Wheelwhipped is engine-neutral.

hazelmonforton.com•15 days ago

I am very wheelwhipped 😔

gibbers.bsky.social•15 days ago

I am a simple man who simply does not like living in a society that forces me to be dependent on a very expensive depreciating asset.

remembersonly.bsky.social•15 days ago

Gascucked 😆 that’s a good one, going to file that away

isobelcarr.com•15 days ago

He just couldn't help being the gascucked fuckwit who proved your point.

elementnumber46.bsky.social•15 days ago

me, not listening to myself when I post: do these people even listen to themselves when they post

hazelmonforton.com•15 days ago

This is bluesky! We make jokes here! I’m not at a city council meeting. Jeez.

elementnumber46.bsky.social•15 days ago

wait, I'm not at the city council meeting?

shit. gotta go

johnnycashapp.bsky.social•15 days ago

It's funny, theY can almost kill me- and if I'm upset and tell them they did this, they just get mad at me. Online it's so much more toxic with common responses like 'hope the cars okay' with like a truck being delayed 5ms by a bicyclist taking the lane. Absolute freak behavior

epicart.bsky.social•15 days ago

Oof. Gods forbid you make a rough portmanteau of two words to make a fairly true statement funny.

theratkingscrew.bsky.social•15 days ago

Besides, everyone in New Jersey gets gascucked since it all the time is illegal to pump your own gas, right?

lordgorgeous.bsky.social•15 days ago

Gascucked carcel was awesome, don't listen to this moron

cockymf.bsky.social•15 days ago

Seriously do you hear yourself at the moment. Car brained gas cucked?? You don't think you sound weird? You don't think you sound a little bit cult like?

I thought the bike dudes on Reddit were weird damn you got them beat

hazelmonforton.com•15 days ago

Hey do you know where you are? This is a social media site for posting jokes. “Cult like” my dude why are you arguing with a joke post? Why do you care this much about how important and precious cars are that they need your defense against a joke post?

barrynorton.bsky.social•15 days ago

But why do you have to bang on and on about his genital deficiencies?

cockymf.bsky.social•15 days ago

Nice try E for effort. But a bunch of people who wouldn't look me in the eye on the subway trying to make jokes about my dick doesn't move the needle.

Now I know what your next response is going to be but as you type it out keep in mind what I just said.

barrynorton.bsky.social•15 days ago

The “cocky” one. Even your handle speaks to it.

fkasocks.com•15 days ago

I feel like if you get to the point in your life where you feel the need to type a post like this, it's simply better to just log off and go outside

barrynorton.bsky.social•15 days ago

And trying to stare strangers down on the subway doesn't count as outside.

gruntwerk.bsky.social•15 days ago

Ahh yes the cult of using my legs.

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