I can hear her voice, "Starving children....blah blah blah....." Well you know what mom? STARVING CHILDREN DON'T WANT FOOD POISONING EITHER! Say hi to Satan for me.
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Now I'm picturing a vulture with a discarded can of redi-whip trying to figure out how to use it before remembering that cool whip and redi-whip are not the same thing.
God, you should look for John Scalzi here @scalzi.com - his Frankenstein-y "leftovers burritos" are both wondrous and terrible to behold. He wastes nothing.
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She tells me in a very sad tone "they're so hungry"
Me: 🤨
My mom in a kid-who-has-discovered-the-coolest-thing tone "have u ever seen a vulture eat cool whip!?"
Me: 🤦♀️
It's the food waste thing. Only she side steps the "spoiled food goes in the trash" and gives it to the "starving" animals. 😅
It makes her happy... and I get baseball player lvl stats on everything from armadillos to wild iguanas.
https://www.iflscience.com/towers-of-silence-why-humans-have-fed-the-dead-to-vultures-for-over-3000-years-76597