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Retired school principal and music teacher. Small blue dot in a sea of red. Texas bluebonnets are gorgeous in spring. Knitting while streaming British murder mysteries keeps me sane. “O Inspector, have some tea.” Why, yes! I am so hydrated, Miss Marple.
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Heroin addict and steroid abuser wants the rest of us to to make as smart decisions about our health as he has.

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The constant dynamic in Trump 1.0 was people in the admin telling Trump “you shouldn’t do that;” sometimes that was because it would be politically dicey, or illegal or violate vital norms. But sometimes it was just because it was a very very stupid idea that would blow up in everyone’s face.

Bad energy

honestly, woulda been more impressive if the chainsaw'd been going, right?

Men didn’t sacrifice their lives so that we could witness radical sociopaths perform Nazi salutes in 2025.

Texas WTF? It’s freezing cold and my water pipes are frozen. I live in a very old farmhouse, and I really understand how tough our forebears were. Also they died young.

There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

Where are all of our leaders?

BREAKING NEWS: Spraytan Spunkmuppet discovers that bringing down grocery prices is "hard" but bringing down planes is a piece of cake.

Always my mood.

☑️ Sunday: Drove around the track at Daytona. ☑️ Monday: Went Golfing ☑️ Tuesday: Golfing Again

For the last two days, Sean Duffy has been blaming Pete Buttigieg, Joe Biden, the Democrats, and anyone else he can think of for the fact that under *HIS* watch, planes are crashing on a near-daily basis. Maybe fewer joyrides to the Daytona 500 and a little more attention paid to transportation.

The two men cutting flight safety never fly commercial.

Trump blames Ukraine for starting the war the way a rapist blames his victim for looking too sexy.

How much is Congress cutting from their $6.5 billion/year budget? Don’t you think congress can operate on say, maybe, $5 Billion? And each congressman has 18 staff, they could operate on say, 14? What about the White House?

After his disastrous speech in Munich, @JDVance spoke with Alice Weidel, the leader of Germany's far-right AfD party, and their support in the polls took a hit. Imagine being so uncharismatic and unlikable that even Nazi’s are like, "No thanks."

Safe to say that I won’t be flying anywhere any time soon so long as the orange felon and his Nazi boss are in power since it’s clear that they plan on killing many people in a variety of ways including plane crashes and plague.

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

I don't think it is *too* much to ask on Presidents Day that we, once again, have one who isn't an emotionally damaged idiot.

Thanks to that foolishly incompetent buffoon, Elon Musk, meddling with the FAA, this is back to being the safest way to travel in the USA:

To all you white supremacists *obsessed* with DEI: That Delta plane that landed upside down in Toronto today was piloted by by a white man.

Elon's DOGE is going to be America's Brexit, full of unintended consequences and buyer's remorse.

Elon Musk is worth $394 billion but apparently a vasectomy costs $395 billion.

It's odd that Elon Musk's emulation of the Nazis stops short of creating reliable cars and rockets that get to their destination.

Prices are going up because corporations see Trump robbing Americans blind and wanna get theirs before it’s all gone.

Listen up, you star-spangled dipshits… because while you were telling me to “cry harder” for the bazillionth time today cuz I have the nerve to care about kids with cancer… THEY “ACCIDENTALLY” FIRED THE PEOPLE WHO OVERSEE OUR NUCLEAR STOCKPILE. Wake the fuck up dumbfucks.

Donald Trump would rather walk off a cliff than admit when he’s wrong. Unfortunately, he’ll take the rest of the country with him.