In exciting news from history today, it’s the 1,985th anniversary of Caligula declaring “I am alive!” Unfortunately (at least, for him), he was shouting these words defiantly at his Praetorian Guard at the time, because they were repeatedly stabbing him
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Seems like it took a very long time for the Roman Emperors to figure out that having the Praetorian Guard was a bad idea. I believe one of the later emperors disbanded it.