You make fun of Pride parades every year. Then one day, you fall madly in love… and they invite you to their drag show. Hope you like sequins, sweetheart.
we had a chance to have a professor as president when Jo Jorgenson of hte libertarian party ran she didn't get over 3% cuz people refused to stop being deluded voting for the duopoly they've been baiting and switching us for 200 years insanity is doing this over and over expecting a different result
The damn globetrotters show up and leave and the castaways don't get out of there? I would have killed Gilligan the first time he screwed it up for everyone. Island rules.
I feel like I am being squeezed into the middle ages. The Church couldn't manage society and neither will Christian Nationalists. Theocracy is nothing but oligarchy in disguise.
If Biden is the professor on Gilligan's Island, then Trump is the lovechild of the Skipper and Gilligan. Always crashing into the professors experiment, then beating him up for trying to make the other castaways lives just a bit better in some small way...
The Professor obviously set up a still, to keep Mr and Mrs Howell sloshed and pliable. Pants were always in tip top shape, and shirt was always coconut starched.
MAGA Gilligan's Island: Mr. Howell has all the coconuts, Ginger & Mary Ann do nothing but cooking & laundry, Skipper & Gilligan do all the other work for no compensation, and the Professor isn't allowed to offer an opinion on anything.
Off topic, but... remember how the Howells had suitcases full of cash? On a "3-hour tour"? I mean... they were basically trying to fake their own deaths and go on the lamb, right? That's always been my take.
Hi, Rick, There's no way to listen to the current administration unless you turn off your critical thinking. Just the blatant lies are enough to overwhelm anyone who is listening and the constitution and legal violations of King Trump are nauseating
Headcanon the Millionaire was a drug runner who stranded everyone on purpose. He needed to lay low, and wanted a interesting group of people to interact with. Gilligan is in on it.
My evidence, he keeps "finding" money on the beach.
Even the millionaire had some class. In one of those Gilligan TV movies, his rich associates were making fun of Gilligan and Skipper. Thurston didn’t hold back when he shouted at those arrogant pricks.
We're definitely heading to a Gilligan's Island existence if we continue down this path of little resistance. No phone, no lights, no motorcar, not a single luxury...only there won't be huts, coconuts, and drop in celebrity guests.
Fiction is required to seem more rational than reality in order to suspend disbelief. It’s why President Lex Luthor didn’t behave as badly as Trump in many ways.
And if Gilligan's Island were real, it would have most likely been through the professors' inventions and thinking that kept everybody alive. Not old money brains, lovey...
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AND Mrs Howell
Ever hear of a mad scientist? Ever hear of corruption?
The dude rocked.
The millionaire didn't have Fox News naming him a messiah, or Mitch McConnell, the hatchet-man on the inside.
The story is apt because soon the 'millionaire' will leave the 'island', leaving behind a burning wasteland. Other countries need to deny him a visa.
Now tell me how a "qualified poc, lawyer, prosecutors,A.G., V.P.-USA LOST to a 34 count convicted millionare felon.
Was it because every time she entered the stage, she gave the impression she was hosting a Tupperware party ?
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Or Lovey's?
Attaboy, Li'l Buddy!
My evidence, he keeps "finding" money on the beach.
That's a scripted, staged, fake TV show.
It's not real.
Dah!
Why do people vote for them?
Nothing makes sense.
You will forever be missed by me.
Thank you, Randy, for doing everything you did for our city's art scene.