If tomorrow is, in fact, a full-sale crash, we really, really need to buck the old naming convention "Black Monday" or whatever. I feel like we can do better. - ThreadSky

craigcalcaterra.bsky.social • 78 days ago

If tomorrow is, in fact, a full-sale crash, we really, really need to buck the old naming convention "Black Monday" or whatever. I feel like we can do better.

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enyalois.bsky.social•78 days ago

I think we should just put the cat's name to it. Be it Trump Monday, you really Trumped that up, etc..

abpow.bsky.social•78 days ago

Trump Monday

elevated303.bsky.social•78 days ago

There’s an Orange Julius joke that should work here…

rvtinkertraveler.bsky.social•78 days ago

Obliteration day

charliepurcell112.bsky.social•78 days ago

Cauc Monday

arkstfan.bsky.social•78 days ago

Trump Monday

craigcalcaterra.bsky.social•78 days ago

Leaders in the clubhouse right now are "Just another MAGA Monday" and "Fash Crash."

brakeformoose.bsky.social•78 days ago

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down

jesuszoidberg.bsky.social•78 days ago

"Trump Slump"

"April Fooled"

"Down the Golden Toilet".

maxellxlii.bsky.social•78 days ago

Orange Crushed

douglas-strihm.bsky.social•78 days ago

DEI - divest equities immediately.

jwhite.bsky.social•78 days ago

Trump slump.

blackjacklogan.bsky.social•78 days ago

Trump thinks this is what America's response look like.

elidelajandro.bsky.social•78 days ago

Mega Maga Monday.

eugeneinoregon.bsky.social•78 days ago

Whatever you come up with has to include Trump's name. Can't let him get away without that (he's avoided too many consequences in his life).

sixelmike.bsky.social•78 days ago

5-7 percent tomorrow....

amandasadiehistory.bsky.social•78 days ago

This is heinous slander against the Bangles.

jhernandezlagunes.bsky.social•78 days ago

rnmcd.bsky.social•77 days ago

Isn't it Bessent's job to know -- or at least have a well educated guess -- how the market's going to react?

gibson1123.bsky.social•78 days ago

Crash into thee?

kevthebuilder.bsky.social•78 days ago

Don't you dare associate the goddess Susanna Hoffs with any of this 😅

rnmcd.bsky.social•77 days ago

The Final Countdown (performed, of course, by the band Europe...)

hmullphoto.bsky.social•78 days ago

I would go the Spinal Tap route with "None More Black Monday."

ramburger.bsky.social•78 days ago

Don’t you know the code? It’s now called DEI Monday.

badgernoonan.bsky.social•78 days ago

The Trumpcession

kipkniskern.bsky.social•78 days ago

Actually, I do think "The Fuckening" works ;) https://bsky.app/profile/jack-e-smith.bsky.social/post/3lm6ou26tgs2m

doremusjessup.bsky.social•78 days ago

Keep in mind Trump likes to have his name on things

misterdavid.bsky.social•78 days ago

"Bad Monday" could be something future generations (to the extent they exist) would inherently know is bad?

gastropoda.bsky.social•78 days ago

Deplorable Monday?

danrucinski.bsky.social•78 days ago

Orange Monday

twainsyankee.bsky.social•78 days ago

They call it Stormy Monday
But Tuesday's just as bad.

ukmetsfan.bsky.social•77 days ago

Twat Monday

bosoxbrant.bsky.social•78 days ago

If they go with “Black Monday,” the GOP will just ignore it as DEI

scottlgreer.bsky.social•78 days ago

MAGA Monday

caseydriscoll.bsky.social•78 days ago

Just another MAGA Monday

scottlgreer.bsky.social•78 days ago

I realize @rnavarre.bsky.social coined it

alexanderraine7.bsky.social•78 days ago

djmccann.bsky.social•78 days ago

Wack Monday.

shuckabee.bsky.social•78 days ago

Mordor Monday

savoia-verduzio.bsky.social•78 days ago

Just this: Trump day.

matgermain.bsky.social•78 days ago

MAGA MAYHEM

hutcherson.bsky.social•78 days ago

The Donald Dump

fencewire.bsky.social•78 days ago

I'm going to call it what it is. A Trumpster Fire.

timfoil.bsky.social•78 days ago

That needs a hashtag.

sixelmike.bsky.social•78 days ago

I just wanted to be a racist asshole Monday. I didn't know he'd actually hurt me Monday?

willsisskind.com•78 days ago

As a Fats Domino and New Order appreciator my mind immediately goes to "Blue Monday" but I would hate to tie those two fantastic tunes to such a stupid moment in history