Elon is demanding a list of things federal employees accomplished last week. I am not a federal employee, but I thought he might be interested in my chores.
I had to buy laxatives for the dog -- I told him I'm sure he understands because he is full of shit.
Here's the email address: [email protected]
I had to buy laxatives for the dog -- I told him I'm sure he understands because he is full of shit.
Here's the email address: [email protected]
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Not Dear DOGE - Dumb Oligarch Grabbing Everything (not nailed down)
-Called my Rep
-Called my Senators
-Called my Governor
-Trolled the White House FB - FDT
-Froze my credit - FEM
Extra Credit:
-Zoom Call to educate how to help immigrants
This Week:
-Ditto!
-Economic Boycotts
SPOTTED on Interstate 64 near Louisville, KY
I walked my dog 3 times a day.
worked out every day.
sold lots of stocks monday before it collapsed.
shorted a couple losers tsla and djt.
tonight going to see David Grey so monday might be a sluggish and unproductive.🤣🤣🤣🤣
my dog accomplished 🐾🐾 less
* Made a new plan, Stan
* Hopped on the bus, Gus
* We don't need to discuss much
* I just dropped off the key, Lee
And set myself free
2. Didn’t design a “truck” that looks like a dumpster
3. Didn’t take away anyone’s livelihood
4. Didn’t name a human being “X Æ A-XII”
5. Supported the Constitution, rather than a fascist wannabe-dictator
Tuesday - did my job
Etc.
Let’s go!!!!!!!
-Took enough drugs to put down a team of horses.
-Stole perfectly good oxygen from the rest of humanity.
-Had Trump give me a reach-around.
-Destroyed America.