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Like a fiendish tropic virus spitting bile at all you whores Razor-sharp, tongue-in-cheek, poking in your open sores Wolf in sheep’s clothing - the ultimate disgrace Wrapped up as a gift from god, exploding in your face
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#juneteenth

At this point, I would say it's open season, fair game, on ICE. I mean, if we can't wear masks then they can't either. If we have to ID ourselves then they do, too. These cunts are the enemies of the state because WE are the state. We the people.

The classics never go out of style

You’d think someone would teach the commander-in-chief how to render a proper military salute. As my senior drill sergeant would’ve said, “that looks like a bag of smashed assholes. Unfuck yourself”

“Governor Kehoe, they’re protesting our authoritarian government” “Better activate the National Guard to prove them right” fox4kc.com/news/missour...

“There could be dangerous criminals illegally entering the country!” Dangerous criminals already here and you voted for them. “They broke the law by coming here!” Meanwhile their mango messiah shits all over human rights and wipes his giant ass with the Constitution.

Right now, Dems are hiding in their offices, scrolling their phones fearfully, wondering "how are voters going to feel about the National Guard being deployed?" The right, meanwhile, is vigorously *attempting to shape* how voters feel about it, filling every medium with coordinated propaganda.

When evangelicals claim that Trump was sent by god, remind them that so were plagues of frogs, gnats, flies, livestock pestilence, boils, hail, locusts, darkness, water turning to blood, and the death of all firstborns.

Where the hell are all the 2A enthusiasts and NRA members who claim they need a personal arsenal to protect us all against a tyrannical government? It couldn’t have been BS, could it? Surely not.

If unions were as ineffective and useless as corporate execs would have you believe, companies wouldn’t spend millions of dollars on hiring union-busting firms to spread anti-union propaganda. #organize #workersrights

Since Trump is violating the 10th Amendment by federalizing the National Guard (Title 10) without invoking the Insurrection Act; any troops that take action won’t be protected under Article 92 of the UCMJ, since any orders given by the President in this situation are unconstitutional.

If you look closely, you can see the real reason behind Trump and Musk’s breakup

Now that Trump and Elon are breaking up, who gets custody of Joe Rogan?

We really need to look at one of the major problems in the world today - the whole vexed question of what is going on. Is there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late? What are the figures? What are the facts? What do people mean when they talk about things?

Sharing this recipe for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Enjoy!

When people comment on Pride Month posts “when is veterans month?” they’re not actually concerned about veterans. (If they were, they’d know that Veterans’ Appreciation Month is November, and Military Appreciation Month is May.) They just want an excuse for their bigotry. ❄️

I’m not a fan of 47’s new nickname of “Taco.” Tacos are wonderful and bring people joy. Besides, it seems like an insult to Harry “Taco” Bowman - who was a much more intelligent, respectable, and honorable criminal than the one currently occupying the Oval Office.

Air Force One will now be referred to as “Panda Express” due to the orange chicken on board

And not a single soul was surprised en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infrast...

Pro tip: Buy a few inexpensive padlocks to keep in your car/backpack/handbag. If you end up in an area where Patriot Front is marching and you come across U-Haul trucks, slap a padlock on the back of each of the trucks and take the key with you. Can’t get away if they’re locked out of the truck.

Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Fluorine, Arsenic, Iodine, Sulfur, Tennessine

@markagee.bsky.social Hey Smart Mark! Was wondering if you’re familiar with this organization and what your thoughts are about it. www.propublica.org/article/insi...

I’m now referring to right wing, evangelical terrorists as the “Judeochristian Evangelical State of the US” or “JESUS” for short. I hope this convention takes off, because I would LMAO to hear the news say “JESUS claimed responsibility for recent attacks targeting the DNC” or something.

47 is the human embodiment of a rectal tumor: an irritated, cancerous asshole, hellbent on destroying everything around him.

You know you’re winning when you post “We are NOT the Gestapo!”

Pretty sure that would include an airplane

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