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veryimportant.lawyer
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290 days ago
Minion meat is gamey and stringy, their hide is useless and they provide no meaningful labor. Minions are the only animal we breed explicitly to provide memes
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mattwho.bsky.social
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290 days ago
Why are we breeding no-dick mosquitoes?! They have a JOB!?!?
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chicagomstie.bsky.social
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290 days ago
They're the polar opposite of the Shmoo.
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kabdib.bsky.social
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289 days ago
(...sigh...) indeed, the demise of the Red Delicious minion
next it's going to be cubical gremlins and i can't
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bobbybiscotti.bsky.social
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290 days ago
Panda bear erasure
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jaypee.bsky.social
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290 days ago
Cant you boil them into glue or something
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acekatana.bsky.social
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290 days ago
and the way they breed is, frankly, objectionable
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zerodollarbill.bsky.social
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290 days ago
you gotta boil it for a while
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teeveeben.bsky.social
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290 days ago
It’s the texture of jackfruit and the flavor of boiled tripe
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glass-joe.bsky.social
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290 days ago
They used to be wolves
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gegtik.bsky.social
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290 days ago
Panda's
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snoid.bsky.social
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290 days ago
only good as filets
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wasdmatter.bsky.social
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290 days ago
I imagined they tasted like banana.
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spavel.bsky.social
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289 days ago
They taste like artificial banana flavor, but the problem is that their meat is the texture of packing peanuts
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talesfrompurgatory.bsky.social
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290 days ago
I only post memes from free range minions
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jlroberson.bsky.social
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289 days ago
is true
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jlroberson.bsky.social
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289 days ago
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15c3po.bsky.social
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290 days ago
And yet how many times have I been approached by people who say they need a minion
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next it's going to be cubical gremlins and i can't