Claire: “I didn’t tip the drag performer” Me: “that means you’re going to hell” Claire: “I’m gonna go up to the gates of heaven and God is gonna tell me to sashay away” - ThreadSky

oliviashley.bsky.social • 2 days ago

Claire: “I didn’t tip the drag performer”
Me: “that means you’re going to hell”
Claire: “I’m gonna go up to the gates of heaven and God is gonna tell me to sashay away”