California and different cities in Florida like Palm Beach where he lives banned them and they use paper straws. Because they’re polluting the ocean with them. Use to live in Fla they are all over the beaches .
Exactly he is just writing that because Biden was pushing for a lower by 2035 that United States changes to paper straws. He’s just being petty like always.
they are not exploding. they are disquastingly in mouth and paper isnt ecologicly friendly. strawas of glas or reusable plastic straws are much better. they give a good feeling when drinking.
Is it that difficult for the selfish narcissist to use a metal or reusable one? We loose 1000 sea turtles a year because of the plastic straws. It’s not that hard to.
So we are all gonna take drinking advice from this person that needs to 2-hand a small plastic bottle and now spouts hilarity with paper straws that explode???
And who the hell uses a straw (any straw!) to drink hot-drinks?
Such a fool!
Is he aware of micropastics within his own body?? A DISASTROUS EXPRESSION OF ILLITERACY ON THE SIMPLEST OF HEALTH ISSUES WHICH MUST BE CANCELLED 'NOW' BEFORE HARMING OUR FELLOW AMERICANS! Mr.President can experience how plastics are harmful and non-digestive via swallowing a plastic glass!
'Research has found plastics present in people’s brains, testicles, blood'. Trump is either riddled with plastic.....or he is safe from plastic. Depends on whether you think he has brains, bollocks or blood!
lol, how you ended it, I was like, I see what he did there!
I was about to say, you can't escape micro plastics. You can reduce exposure somewhat, but as far as avoiding 'em. We're cooked. Done. It's no longer possible. They're even in the rain. Ships sailed. Game over.
Watch out for those exploding straws! Claims more lives than….wait, what??? WTF is cheato talking about? I guess our low flow toilets, showers and energy efficient dishwashers are next. Sorry Mother Earth, a madman was elected.
Plastic straws were never banned in the United States. So you should probably make that clear when you report on this idiotic non-order. But then since when did ANY of you report truthfully on Trump?!
Plastic chemicals are connected to a wide range of health issues impacting humanity on a global scale from reduced fertility to cancer. It’s not about plastic straws. We need to invest in better + safe alternatives. #PlasticPollutes
Dems should have made a no shitting your pants policy, so obviously to "own the libs" Trump would shit himself constantly. That's literally been his only policy logic.
There's no escape. As the days roll by Trump becomes dumber and pettier while Musk and Vought become more and more dangerous, actively ruin people's lives, and destroy the country. The village idiot is president. And the idiots who elected him are thrilled that his deadly sidekicks are killing them.
Wonder how much he ‘got paid’ to do that?
(With apologies to Oliver & Lionel Bart)
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One Trump - president for sale
He's going cheap [spoken: How much then?
Only seven dollars.(spoken: How much?]
That - or thereabouts.
Well, he has zero capacity to fix any real issues at all
His capacities can send him just this far. He can only solve problems that don't exist. As far as creating big and serious problems - that is where he shines, Mr. Orange Turd.
WE'RE HERE FOR THE RUMBLE.
It's a time for fierce compassion. Be fierce, do an activity everyday. It's self care. Be the rain, the howling wind, and the mountainous wave. Be the storm. Pass it on.
Trump is still not king. Every state can order its citizens not to use them. Let’s go one further no factory that makes plastic straw to sell to the White House
Obligatory statement from an American: Half of us despise this man and all he does. We are ashamed of him and those that voted for him (and especially those that go along with all his nonsense).
Amazing that the President of the United States and the worst person on the planet are one and the same. Sadly, the rest of the world will now have to leave the U.S. behind.
It’s the same reason people are all upset about Trans women in sport. There are 10, TEN Trans athletes out of 510,000 athletes. If someone has convinced anyone this is an actual problem in their lives, they are bloody fools. Fools!
I thought I was supposed to cope and seethe about RFK banning vaccines and microplastics. Now I'm supposed to cope and seethe about the epic lib pwnage that is federally-mandated Trump-brand plastic straws? MAGA what do u even want from me
Hahaha my new go-to is that the 🍊🤡 said that plastic straws are much better for sharks to use to drink water through than paper straws because paper straws aren't as water resistant. It sounds a little smarter than saying paper straws explode & it's funnier.😂
1) Trump is nuts. I think we all get that.
2) Straws are just a deflection. When he says💩like this always - always - look around to see what he is trying to distract you from!
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And who the hell uses a straw (any straw!) to drink hot-drinks?
Such a fool!
I was about to say, you can't escape micro plastics. You can reduce exposure somewhat, but as far as avoiding 'em. We're cooked. Done. It's no longer possible. They're even in the rain. Ships sailed. Game over.
(I still said it)
Trump - we are bringing back plastic straws!
WTF??????
Laura Loomer explodes.
Kari Lake melts.
Simple stuff.
https://www.nrdc.org/bio/anna-reade/epa-finds-replacements-toxic-teflon-chemicals-toxic
Buuuuuttt... explode!? Gtfoh. 🤡
as bad as boris being ambushed by a cake.
A “win” for straws, a moment grand!
(Too bad no ban was ever planned.)
His Diet Coke’s the same as before,
Trump's make-believe, pretend war.
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https://open.substack.com/pub/onspectrumlens/p/when-a-plastic-straw-is-not-a-plastic?r=2odvxx&utm_medium=ios
(With apologies to Oliver & Lionel Bart)
🎶🎵🎼
One Trump - president for sale
He's going cheap [spoken: How much then?
Only seven dollars.(spoken: How much?]
That - or thereabouts.
His capacities can send him just this far. He can only solve problems that don't exist. As far as creating big and serious problems - that is where he shines, Mr. Orange Turd.
It's a time for fierce compassion. Be fierce, do an activity everyday. It's self care. Be the rain, the howling wind, and the mountainous wave. Be the storm. Pass it on.
This dullard rolls back an initiative to get rid of throw-away plastic straws.
He has to go, IMO.
#FixedIt
We really need ranked choice voting (RCV) nationwide. Ranked choice voting reduces the liklihood of electing radical candidates.
Small business owners want to do THE RIGHT THING.
If people see restaurants intentionally going back to plastic, they are going to be hounded forever.
Fuck this order, and Fuck Trump.
Restaurants are free to do what they want.
Unless we live in North Korea.
No exploding straws….
As for bloat and waste, what about the tsa performance theater
2) Straws are just a deflection. When he says💩like this always - always - look around to see what he is trying to distract you from!