You should be bloody ashamed of yourselves. Imagine paying someone to write propaganda against innocent animals just trying to survive in a world that treats them like shit.
people really need to learn that not every article from the guardian has to be about fucking trump or the end of the world. chill the fuck out people. what happened to humour?
His wife is the editor at The Guardian so he has carte blanche when it comes to writing drivel about his favourite trouser press, length of his left leg, why clouds are annoying, the difference between forks and potatoes, seven ways to straighten paper clips, my favourite fart etc etc
I can't believe people can get paid a salary for this kind of nonsense. Think of all the essential jobs out there being done by people on minimum wage.
A few days ago a friend just pointed out that they have been MIA in our area. I thought about it, they were correct. I haven't seen pigeons in a While. Where are the pigeons, what happened to them?
This man seems entirely unable to get any paid work at all these days, apart that is from the Guardian column bestowed upon him by the editor-in-chief of the Guardian (aka his wife)
the building I live in has thin metal spikes that you can't see from the ground on the roof over the front door to previous birds from hanging out there and crapping on the steps. probably took less effort to install than this level of whining. the author may want to try something similar.
Well, pigeons love humans unconditionally and rely on us for food and shelter. If you capture them and release them far away, they will always come back to you. You can’t say that about any other wild animals.
Imagine making a living by spouting such whingy, negative nonsense in what is supposed to be one of our more open-minded newspapers. Talk about first world problems.
stay away from British humour then bud. because it's usually silly, dark, and ridiculous. first wild problems? yes. they're a first world paper. Christ on a bike.
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Guard these balls, assholes.
Fuck off
Chiles No
So he wants to get rid of Pigeons now. Fuck off you stupid twat
What is his hourly rate ?
This is rich, coming from a human.