. RFK JR. is a health expert the same way Katy Perry is a rocket 🚀 scientist. . - ThreadSky

libraonfire.bsky.social • 60 days ago

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RFK JR. is a health expert

the same way Katy Perry is a rocket 🚀 scientist.

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ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social•59 days ago

The only connection Katy Perry has with space is the cavity between her ears.

coyotefromtexas.bsky.social•59 days ago

the same way #FelonTrump can keep a university.

santa-guy.bsky.social•59 days ago

Does anyone really give a flying Trump about either one of them? If so, raise your hand so we can do the same for you!

jesstorga13.bsky.social•60 days ago

The same way she kissed a girl, cuz god know she never did lol

myraccoonhands.com•60 days ago

What a lot of people don’t realize is she has a habit of touching and kissing people without consent…

So she may have “kissed a girl and liked it” but the recipient sure as heck didn’t. /s

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/16/katy-perry-accused-trying-kiss-touch-female-tv-host-industry-party-10582384/amp/

danger-noodler.bsky.social•60 days ago

I believe you are mistaken, unless I am unaware of Katy Perry blowing up some rockets.

dennycrain.bsky.social•59 days ago

RFK is General Ripper from Dr. Strangelove. His passcode is probably P.O.E. Simone needs to ask him if he only drinks rainwater. We already know he hates fluoride!

guttersharp.bsky.social•59 days ago

In the same way Trump is a president

lifemannequin.bsky.social•59 days ago

Maybe he is drinking too much raw milk but he doesn't look right, like something is off with his health.....

deemidnight.bsky.social•59 days ago

👍

capecodcritter.bsky.social•59 days ago

Correct. Katy Perry took a ride. She isn’t posing as a rocket expert.

saltybreeze.bsky.social•59 days ago

Perfectly said!

mdcantwell.bsky.social•59 days ago

Quoting RFK Jr as a "health expert" reminds me of when Hermann Göring was in Nuremberg Prison. He complained to the guards that the public water tasted terrible. The guards then gave him water from the toilet. Göring, an "expert" on drinking water, said it tasted much better. True story!

kevvc1.bsky.social•59 days ago

Katy is closer

actualbob.art•59 days ago

Except that Katy Perry is more convincing as a rocket 🚀 scientist

gandalfstormcrow.bsky.social•58 days ago

So given Trump’s promise to reduce prices and end Russia’s invasion of Ukraine in one day is currently at 91 days and counting to deliver…RFK Jnr’s promise to decipher the complexities of autism in five months should be expected to provide solid findings in roughly forty two years time!!

madrilenyer.bsky.social•59 days ago

NASA approves

tragically-hip.bsky.social•59 days ago

The only thing spreading faster than the virus is denial.

ichthyocide.bsky.social•58 days ago

angelusmerula.bsky.social•59 days ago

😱😱😱😱😱

drjoannashore.bsky.social•59 days ago

Love you and your post. So on point.

alexiacharlotte.bsky.social•59 days ago

I don't think that's an entirely fair comparison.

Katy knows the pointy end faces up.

The same cannot be said for Robby Roadkill.

doncomer.bsky.social•59 days ago

Lesson learned:
Never let a
snake-oil salesman
with brain-worms
run your country's
health care system.

tallphoenix.bsky.social•59 days ago

😏

bobqc.bsky.social•59 days ago

😹

junkincatlady.bsky.social•59 days ago

🎯

jasdoutho.bsky.social•59 days ago

The same way…

…Caitlyn Jenner is a woman.
…Ben Shapiro is a rapper.
…Fox News is not mainstream media.
…Russell Brand is a Christian.

ducklady.bsky.social•59 days ago

Well Katy and Russell were briefly married. It takes a kook to know a kook.

ernieattorney.bsky.social•59 days ago

True fact: Katy Perry was preceded in 1963 by a Soviet woman cosmonaut named Valentina Vladimirovna Tereshkova

https://open.substack.com/pub/davebarry/p/blue-origin?r=753r8&utm_medium=ios

p-ost1961.bsky.social•60 days ago

Touché

rainerschein.bsky.social•59 days ago

At one point Katy Perry was in space, and RFK Jr was at some point in his life actually healthy.

rebel-x-machina.bsky.social•59 days ago

Wait, she's not a rocket scientist? 🤔🤭

colette-libertine.bsky.social•59 days ago

The same way Katy Perry is a musician.

ducklady.bsky.social•59 days ago

I think they both need their brains examined.

k9rescue.bsky.social•59 days ago

big-steppa.bsky.social•59 days ago

Celebrities are completely irrelevant tbh

justksmith.bsky.social•59 days ago

The same way Trump understands economics

boover.bsky.social•59 days ago

I have always questioned the term "right-wing economist".

mdcantwell.bsky.social•59 days ago

Definition of a, "Right-wing economist" is a conservative who mixes their political ideology with economics.

dianecmurphy.bsky.social•60 days ago

We’d probably be better off if he 47 appointed Katy instead of RFK. She’s just as experienced

listerlasthuman.bsky.social•59 days ago

Our entire country is now a really stupid reality show.

diplockcourts.bsky.social•60 days ago

Katy Perry listened to what competent experts told her.

bloomingkind.bsky.social•60 days ago

Surely not her publicist

diplockcourts.bsky.social•59 days ago

No, they got some basic training about their suit, how to sit in the capsule, and what to expect in flight and on return. Things went to plan, so she obviously followed the advice.

bloomingkind.bsky.social•59 days ago

Like my kids at Jump Street 😂

diplockcourts.bsky.social•59 days ago

Exactly ... measles vaccines are reliable, 101 settled science, but RFK defies all logic and is literally playing with people's lives

patriciamg312.bsky.social•59 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

pixieflower.bsky.social•59 days ago

Good one!

lordfondleroy.bsky.social•59 days ago

buck2wheat.bsky.social•59 days ago

💪👇!

ivorbolakov.bsky.social•59 days ago

RFK Jr rants on about vaccines causing autism and autism not being a thing with adults.

Hmm

Here are a few adults with diagnosed autism - odd how silent MAGA are with that

losttempleruins.bsky.social•59 days ago

…says Ronny Chieng on the Daily Show

gkcc1.bsky.social•59 days ago

The FSA, Fascist States of America is literally the dumpster fire of the century, which is so sad to watch.

bobbiefoleypitkin.bsky.social•59 days ago

Perfect analogy!

berfield.com•59 days ago

TBF, at least she didn't try to crash the rocket.

thomasjay.bsky.social•59 days ago

But I heard he once stayed at a Holiday Inn.

fedupwithbs.bsky.social•60 days ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥

trueblueski4u.bsky.social•59 days ago

RFK Jr. is a health hazard. I know I'm stating the obvious, but I haven't had enough coffee yet. 🙃

dabasoftware.com•59 days ago

Loooost in spaaaaaace~

jljarebear.bsky.social•59 days ago

The same way Jeffrey Dahmer was a vegan.

cameron-westerner.bsky.social•59 days ago

Ever since Katy Perry sued nuns and unironically accepted a cyber truck gift i realized she was cooked and awful. That’s funny and sad at same time.

The death of expertise will cost many many lives