Hit me with the most tired MTG talking points and memes.
I'm talking "Storm Crow jokes", "Simic value engine so broken" and "White Card Draw Bad" - things that feel like they were true, or relevant, or funny, 2 or more years ago, but people still harken back to.
What we got?
I'm talking "Storm Crow jokes", "Simic value engine so broken" and "White Card Draw Bad" - things that feel like they were true, or relevant, or funny, 2 or more years ago, but people still harken back to.
What we got?
Comments
Colossal Dreadmaw jokes
Any type of Commander discourse (the list is way too long to fit here)
It was as if every time someone new discovered Sun Tzu, they were required to write an article (or series, or book) about how it applies to card games.
"Just run more removal" in response to an emotional reaction to (or even valid criticism of) a powerful card is also lame and unhelpful
maybe will see play when polukranos rotates
wow fuck tron
Obviously if the cards are broken in the UB release that's a different talking point
Universes beyond seems to be here to stay
Yes we all know and agree the same as water is wet and the sky is blue.
"I only play in 4 player pods". God forbid some people can expand their mind to try something new. It blows my mind that people would rather sit and not play then make a larger game.
"Combo decks are anticlimactic"
"Arabian Nights was the original Universes Beyond"
Are a few
Asking others if they “want to concede” before playing a bond land.
"In response... Emotion"
"You gonna pay the one?"
Just saying "resolves" to any action lol!
X player has the most life, clearly they are winning. 😋
"THEY'RE RAMPING GET EM!"
This card/set is ruining the format.
“Pleasant Kenobi has a twitch stream?”
Mythics shouldn’t be staples
Format is solved
No one plays standard
Pay the pros
Pay to Win
Mana base costs more than my car
Commander is not real Magic
I never pay for Rhystic Study / Smothering Tithe
The only life total that counts is zero
Emrakul dies to 15 squirrels
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar
Custom Magic cards (god I hate them, they're usually so bad and unfunny)
💀 Deathrite is a 1mana Planeswalker
🙇🏻♂️ Concession should only be allowed at sorcery speed
👀 Every drafter announcing "How is this still in the pack!?"
-E
* storm crow
* chimney imp
* TERMINATE him and let Demigod of Revenge rule all of the spirit avatars...
* gatherer comments coming back after a two week downtime
* me
-E
The deck has so many consistency tools and back up plans that it simply isn’t true anymore. I’d go so far to say as the last time this was true was before the deck got Dryad.