B.D.: LAST NIGHT, I SAW MY SON'S MOVIE! HE IS SO TALENTED AND COOL AND I AM VERY PROUD OF HIM! MY BOY IS A HOLLYWOOD STAR. TRULY THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!

AFTERWARDS, I SUBJUGATED HIM BY FORCING HIM TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME AT A NEARBY MALL.

THANK YOU @toxicsoul77.bsky.social FOR TAKING OUR PICTURE!