GIVE HIM GAS THAT WON’T PASS MIGHTY GOD🤲🏿 - ThreadSky

solomonmissouri.bsky.social • 8 days ago

GIVE HIM GAS THAT WON’T PASS MIGHTY GOD🤲🏿

Reposted from Mondy Carrington

I hope one day soon , his chest bursts into flames like his ugly cars.

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mondycarrington.bsky.social•8 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤲🏽

solomonmissouri.bsky.social•8 days ago

Tighten His chest with acid reflux

the17thqueen.bsky.social•8 days ago

Gas so bad he thinks he’s having a heart attack

solomonmissouri.bsky.social•8 days ago

IN HIS CHEST!!!!!

the17thqueen.bsky.social•8 days ago

That shit hurts!!! Maybe toss in a panic attack 🤔

ladabanana.bsky.social•8 days ago

Ojalá!

dlbowman76.com•8 days ago

A chest-burster a'la ALIEN would skip him because he tastes of far too many drugs.

mariepluscats.bsky.social•8 days ago

my mom won't pray for bad things to happen so she got real monkey's paw about it and prays "that the full truth of his actions become unavoidable to him"

bethcarboncopy.bsky.social•8 days ago

The number of times I say “I wish them a very Ebenezer Scrooge’s Christmas Eve” about terrible people in positions of power…

librarianjenne.bsky.social•8 days ago

Ooh, that's good.

seonaid-lee.bsky.social•8 days ago

Same. That story from junior high probably stuck harder than anything else in my education.

popelizbet.bsky.social•8 days ago

our tradition also teaches us when we're tempted to pray for affliction we instead pray for what's spiritually best for all involved which is often a hard fall ime.

mariepluscats.bsky.social•8 days ago

Yes I think if he genuinely had a change of heart she would welcome that but I don't see it happening and we need to leave some room for other possibilities

popelizbet.bsky.social•8 days ago

Yep I am not as kind with prayers outside the tradition and my teacher says that's very human so long as I do whats correct when I'm in the traditions purview and I can live with that.

winniethewitch.bsky.social•8 days ago

'May you get everything you deserve.'

'God grant him the same mercy he grants everyone else.'

marshapiercephd.bsky.social•8 days ago

dfluke.net•8 days ago

let's hold hands, chant and manifest

gas that won't pass

twosense.bsky.social•8 days ago

Brew up a mighty storm in those bowels.

Watches tomorrow’s headlines closely.

swozey.bsky.social•8 days ago

Dude looks like he's got a gas bubble about to pop in his gut, maybe you're on to something

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