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aaronschatz.com • 46 days ago

Literally nobody wanted this.

Cowboys are hiring offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer as their new head coach, Jerrry Jones tells ESPN.

“Brian Schottenheimer is known as a career assistant,” Jones said. “He ain’t Brian no more. He is now known as the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys.”

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petermcarey.bsky.social•46 days ago

As an Eagles fan, I love it...chaos continues in Dallas!

jasoncheathawks.bsky.social•46 days ago

i did

tommysanchez33.bsky.social•46 days ago

Jerry must go!

mcmooper.bsky.social•46 days ago

it’s a good day for Cowboys haters

bluemax.bsky.social•46 days ago

I love watching an irrelevant team that I root against remain irrelevant.

hockeyfan78.bsky.social•46 days ago

This is lol funny. Jerry Jones is a joke.

carryoutfucking.bsky.social•46 days ago

I think I remember hearing that Schottenheimer is a big fan of various Confederate generals. Maybe that will really help in the locker room.

crookedknight.bsky.social•46 days ago

Three NFC East fanbases were praying for it

sooner95.bsky.social•46 days ago

The end of Jerry has begun.

popeye2.bsky.social•46 days ago

All I can say from Seattle is...

packytw.bsky.social•46 days ago

Giants fan here. I don’t have much joy in following football, but this brightened my day.

brettbosse.bsky.social•46 days ago

Schottenheimer is German for "Deion said no"

vibesbasedff.bsky.social•46 days ago

Not even Brian Schottenheimer!

tgreenbacker.bsky.social•46 days ago

America wanted this

number1hurtsfan.bsky.social•46 days ago

I wanted this.

ndutton13.bsky.social•46 days ago

The NFC East disagrees, Aaron.

tintedredlfc.bsky.social•46 days ago

All that, and an Eberflus too. Yuck.

slicemyers.bsky.social•46 days ago

Schotty's agent wanted it badly.

scottaferguson1.bsky.social•46 days ago

This is so funny to me. The Cowboys are so dysfunctional.

swansonritner.bsky.social•46 days ago

Have you met any fans of the other three NFC East teams?

eaeolian.bsky.social•46 days ago

Well, Brian wanted it. I mean, Jason Garrett? Remember?

infinitelyloopy.bsky.social•46 days ago

Least of all Brian

jhirschland.bsky.social•46 days ago

But think of the savings!

pattyfranklinmills.bsky.social•46 days ago

eagles fan checking in, i am happy about it

jayjaydean.bsky.social•46 days ago

Fans of things that are funny and fans of Not Dallas maybe wanted it a little

jamsham.com•46 days ago

Let's be serious here. We wanted it a lot.

emmeyekayeewhy.bsky.social•46 days ago

Hasn't the Schottenheimer family suffered enough football tragedy without this

lifesexyshabadadoo.bsky.social•45 days ago

I haven't heard anything positive about him from the fans of the teams he's worked at.

btoporek.bsky.social•46 days ago

Fans of the other three teams in the NFC East did!

ckwnync.bsky.social•46 days ago

Placeholder for if the Cowboys can trade up and get Shedeur?

7forwardgears.bsky.social•46 days ago

As a Seahawks fan I am highly amused by today's moves by the Raiders and Cowboys... especially the Cowboys. It's good. With all the other news this week I needed some laughs.