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Words, both recreationally and professionally. Video games/comics/giant robots nerd, with a side of yelling about sports. Largely boring.
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If you've been mystified by all the GQUUUUUX callbacks now's your chance

submitted 36 minutes ago • 0 comments

The Fantastic Four and Superman movies deliberately choosing Silver Age aesthetics is symbolic of American liberalism’s constant search for the high of Kennedy-era optimism as an unrealistic bulwark against fascism, in this essay (I am beaten to death with pieces of furniture like Tiberius Gracchus)

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

How about every time a columnist pretends there's a silent majority desperate to support Rahm Emanuel, they have to either prove it with numbers or get fed to eels

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

@chrisgeidner.bsky.social IT HAPPENED AGAIN

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

ATTABOY WEAPON X

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Experimental post: Untruthful Mario Boxes Occasionally, box art of Mario-related games will be misleading about the number of levels a game has. I list three examples in ascending order of "fraudulence", alongside equivalent statements if these were real estate ads.

submitted 2 days ago • 63 comments

i shit you not, i just looked this up: Twitch Plays Pokemon got the second badge in about 50 hours

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

How it started : How it’s going

submitted 4 days ago • 161 comments

Do. Not. Disturb. The. Mysterious. Ancient. Rune-inscribed. Skull-adorned. Ring. Found. In. The. Idyllic. Countryside. Seriously, there's a whole book about this. And movies. Long ones!

submitted 4 days ago • 69 comments

This is deeply funny if you've actually been following this litigation because the Court of International Trade is *bipartisan* - there are nine seats and by law each party is capped at five. So unlike every other court, presidents have to appoint a mix of Democrats and Republicans.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes I think about how the people who run Marvel Studios thought that "Captain America vs. the Serpent Society" was a funny, stupid movie concept no one would really believe was real instead of the best idea they ever had

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments