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crookedknight.bsky.social
Words, both recreationally and professionally. Video games/comics/giant robots nerd, with a side of yelling about sports. Largely boring.
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ME: two of my most hated enemies are going to drag each other down YOU: right, the Trump-Musk thing ME: the what

submitted 20 hours ago • 10 comments

Buying a Switch 2 with the new Donkey Kong game to train for my career in the banana mines

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

the core problem with "just triangulate" is that polling shows Harris won "voters who knew what the fuck was going on", which pretty directly implies that you cannot fix whatever problems we have by changing facts. the problem is people who don't know facts.

submitted 1 day ago • 28 comments

OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT

submitted 1 day ago • 78 comments

If you've been mystified by all the GQUUUUUX callbacks now's your chance

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The Fantastic Four and Superman movies deliberately choosing Silver Age aesthetics is symbolic of American liberalism’s constant search for the high of Kennedy-era optimism as an unrealistic bulwark against fascism, in this essay (I am beaten to death with pieces of furniture like Tiberius Gracchus)

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

How about every time a columnist pretends there's a silent majority desperate to support Rahm Emanuel, they have to either prove it with numbers or get fed to eels

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

@chrisgeidner.bsky.social IT HAPPENED AGAIN

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

ATTABOY WEAPON X

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Experimental post: Untruthful Mario Boxes Occasionally, box art of Mario-related games will be misleading about the number of levels a game has. I list three examples in ascending order of "fraudulence", alongside equivalent statements if these were real estate ads.

submitted 5 days ago • 64 comments

i shit you not, i just looked this up: Twitch Plays Pokemon got the second badge in about 50 hours

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments