Julius Caesar has been assassinated. He was stabbed several times without warning. Will update as more info comes in. - ThreadSky

anyaustin.bsky.social • 128 days ago

Julius Caesar has been assassinated. He was stabbed several times without warning. Will update as more info comes in.

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lukethompson85.bsky.social•128 days ago

Wasn't that back in march? Geez, get with the times....

purplegharial.bsky.social•128 days ago

Shocking to see some people supporting this just because he was a bloodthirsty dictator

sinclaire149.bsky.social•128 days ago

The fact that this post is closeted on either side by endless screaming on my feed is both ironic and hilarious

existentialtreat.bsky.social•127 days ago

thoughts & prayers

brandenneubig.bsky.social•128 days ago

🥗

70weight.bsky.social•128 days ago

Dang it! How about a spoiler alert?

perlyngemark.bsky.social•127 days ago

Slow news day?

mikethelefty.bsky.social•127 days ago

Retro, brute

amyrela.bsky.social•128 days ago

I didn't expect this to be a developing situation

sophiescrolls.bsky.social•127 days ago

the butler did it, has to be

ugh-pfft.bsky.social•128 days ago

renaigh.bsky.social•128 days ago

woah

kdicaprio.bsky.social•128 days ago

It was surely those dirty rascals from the New California Republic

josepere.bsky.social•127 days ago

Is that a code? 😂😂😂

edelweisspirat.bsky.social•128 days ago

"Called it!"

- Soothsayer

devlynangel.bsky.social•128 days ago

Source?

jeanlucpicard85.bsky.social•128 days ago

False eagle operation perpetrated by crisis thespians.

renaigh.bsky.social•128 days ago

**GASP** Not the crisis lesbians!

jeanlucpicard85.bsky.social•128 days ago

No, no, thespians. Crisis lesbians are kept for periods of severe vulvanic activity like the one that ravaged Pompeii.

renaigh.bsky.social•128 days ago

🤭

rickisme.bsky.social•128 days ago

And they hide in The Christmas Attic! (Or is it ‘they hide with Crispus Attucks?!’)

clarencejhoover.bsky.social•128 days ago

Beware the ides of Musk.

nowings4me2b3.bsky.social•128 days ago

Can’t be true AA, I planned it for March 🤷‍♂️😂😂🫶✌️🌟🙏

garbaggiogoblino.bsky.social•128 days ago

dude should have agreed to pardon cimber's brother

umcara.bsky.social•128 days ago

His friend Brutus must be devasteded

kaelyrhn.kayleighbourquin.com•128 days ago

Any indication of who the perpetrator was? And what has been the Senate's response to this?

happyhiram.bsky.social•128 days ago

I heard the senators are all lawyering up.

itsmekaii.bsky.social•128 days ago

✨✨✨

dice.social•128 days ago

The inventor of salad is dead?!

marthmallow00.bsky.social•128 days ago

how will i cope..

visadiva.bsky.social•127 days ago

Lettuce pray

callumhowiseeem.bsky.social•128 days ago

This is just another false flag operation to give him even more power. Just like the supposed "Sacred Street plot" 🙃👍

nemetoss.bsky.social•128 days ago

It's okay. He spent one month sailing on the Nile with Cleopatra.

write-or-die.bsky.social•127 days ago

Is it already March? wtf?

godemplove.bsky.social•128 days ago

Omfg I’m gonna throw up. I cannot believe someone would do something so horrible😭

ajlunce.bsky.social•128 days ago

How does this affect the Roman employment numbers?

jackbeingbad.bsky.social•128 days ago

He didn't make it. *spoiler*

ianmiles.bsky.social•128 days ago

I sense the deep state behind the many shallow, bureaucrat-like, stabs. Real men would have just decapitated him in an uncontested Act.

nocturnamine.bsky.social•127 days ago

Dear that leaves the office of the dictator vacant. But no worries, it’s the end of the Roman Republic.

robbert.dk•128 days ago

What was the first stab and does the next stab connect to the first? Are there any side-stabs, or are they all connected to the main stab?

Find out in Any Austin’s next 23-minute video!

anemptylakebed.bsky.social•128 days ago

Pretty sure he did have warning tbh

mattbasky.bsky.social•128 days ago

most warned of stabbing of all time

dtpheifer.bsky.social•128 days ago

Apparently at the last minute he made some orphan his heir. Guy seems pretty smart though, should be fine.

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