if Elon deletes the bureau of labor statistics I am going to start my own and grow it until it becomes a new entire federal government that's stronger than the old one - ThreadSky

anyaustin.bsky.social • 22 days ago

if Elon deletes the bureau of labor statistics I am going to start my own and grow it until it becomes a new entire federal government that's stronger than the old one

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subouru.bsky.social•21 days ago

Eagerly awaiting official government updates in “America has a 4.1% unemployment rate” video format

remihime7.bsky.social•22 days ago

imagining you walking around a real city doing one of your unemployment videos

madredenacho.bsky.social•22 days ago

“We’ll build our OWN Bureau of Labor Statistics! With Blackjack, and Hookers!”

katie.bzky.team•22 days ago

literally nobody who could do it better

powerfromspace1.bsky.social•22 days ago

True ☝️

inkslinger.bsky.social•22 days ago

168% stronger!

jonbarnescreator.bsky.social•22 days ago

I’ll back your nomination or whatever

pinklepi.bsky.social•22 days ago

I'd join you. We can make a better government. With Blackjack. And hook...

hdadtm.bsky.social•20 days ago

can I have a job in the new BLS?

2amwakeupcall.com•22 days ago

If anyone can do it it’s you

brohan.bsky.social•22 days ago

We know you're already qualified!

aiden.hidden.nexus•22 days ago

I would love to join lol

Also, I’ve been thinking about making a Spyro 1 Unemployment style video thing. Is that chill? Might as well ask, I just started noticing employment in games more from your videos. Spyro is an interesting case

lukdlx.com•21 days ago

this is praxis

prdsynprnc.bsky.social•21 days ago

The only privatization I can get behind

geno.cool•21 days ago

You should absolutely start doing it irl, just in case.

moooooooooooooo9.bsky.social•21 days ago

You should start now by counting how many citizens are in GTA V that could vote for you

californiarefugee.bsky.social•20 days ago

More Democrat election interference and some heads at BLS should be hitting the bloody basket.
https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/02/07/joe-bidens-fake-job-numbers-scandal-just-got-worse-n4936786

anyaustin.bsky.social•20 days ago

if you think the "fake job numbers" thing was real you need to reassess your understanding of your own mind's ability to think coherently and process information

redlinkx.bsky.social•22 days ago

Be the change you want to see.

Hopefully it doesn’t come to that but your approach is a great starting point should it go down that way.

8bitalchemists.bsky.social•22 days ago

Get 'em Austin!

finallyzoey23.bsky.social•22 days ago

Your videos will be the guide for a new wave of labor statistic enthusiasts.

aaronflint.bsky.social•22 days ago

-the flowchartsssssssss-

r3troprincess.bsky.social•21 days ago

I’d vote for you but I’m sure that right will be abolished by then

rubysutures.bsky.social•22 days ago

Honestly I already trusted yours more

jayemover16.bsky.social•22 days ago

I'd work for a Bureau of Labor Statistics run by Austin 100%

wolfamongyou.bsky.social•22 days ago

Do it anyway, I believe in you

kevlarkey68.bsky.social•5 days ago

Do it Austin!

majorenglish.bsky.social•22 days ago

pls hire me i love writing SOPs

breloom.bsky.social•22 days ago

I believe in you

kdicaprio.bsky.social•22 days ago

AnyAustin/Mem 2032

(assuming age for constitutional age requirements and apologies if misjudging)

saltcedar.bsky.social•22 days ago

we must identify waste in the bureau of labor statistic's new bureau, the bureau of labor statistics 2

wesrl.net•22 days ago

lets be real your counting system for employment feels more confidently done then the numbers BOL gives.

raggedyguy.bsky.social•22 days ago

I support this in so long as it's boring but in an interesting way. I think that's what the government should be. Boring.

hmibird.bsky.social•22 days ago

Don’t stop at just the USA. The Austin Index Project, a datapoint for every human on earth. Do they have access to power? A nearby river? We can finally get the answers we deserve

rubenkelevra.bsky.social•21 days ago

Let's start counting the internet users. I start:

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rhodeswinter.bsky.social•22 days ago

Alt CDC already exists Austin, why wait? You've gotta grab the spreadsheet by the cells. Graph up and smell the formulas! Survey and chew bubble gum...but you're all out of gum.