Tip: if you know you're a bad cook, buy some cookies ahead of time and leave them in your car. Then they'll be on hand for you to hand out to the firefighters in thanks and apology, once they're done extinguishing your oven & airing out the place.
Under the new Administration these fires will be henceforth known as “Freedom Heat,” and interference by the Socialist Red Trucks will be cause for deportation.
A federal agency accusing as-yet-uncooked poultry of a federal crime before Thanksgiving has even happened is extraordinary and such a breach of norms. We all need to stand up and fight etc etc
Usually, folx deep-frying a turkey do not consider fluid mechanics, nor how much tinder their very dry deck offers molten lava hot displaced peanut oil ignited by the fryer’s flame. Archimedes is disappoint.
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