We are at the mercy of Batman Logic on this website
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DoublePuppin’
As long as @cpsc.gov is here, it is mandatory for some people to *attempt* to deep fat fry turkeys in inappropriate ways.
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Fry your turkey outdoors, Harvey! Outside and away from your home or other flammable materials. Never use your turkey fryer in an enclosed area like the garage or on the porch!
The Bat Signal is sent up, the Caped Crusader and Boy Wonder arrive on scene and extinguish the flames.
“HOLY CANOLA OIL, WE COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED, BATMAN!”
“Or worse, Robin”
It's hard to get the backbone out of a turkey! I've done it with chicken before, but I've never tried it on a turkey.
Hmmm... maybe I'll try it this weekend, I have a turkey thawing in the fridge right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Qxqmhqj1A