That fake little squirrel looks very self satisfied while also being resigned to its fate. Wow, U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, is everything ok?
I actually safely burn all real Christmas trees in my garage with particle wood walls, near where I store my gasoline in large uncovered wooden barrels, and where I store my propane so that they don't accidentally light when I'm smoking a cigar soaked in formaldehyde lit up by my blow torch!
I’d forgotten it was the time of year for this! Definitely feels like December now.
(And no, I don’t have a Christmas tree, but every time I tell somebody their tree is lovely, I follow it with a reminder to keep it watered. I may not be fun at Christmas parties, but nobody’s dying on my watch.)
You’re welcome! I work in IT for a college, so if things worked right every time, I wouldn’t have a job. Just doing my part to help fellow citizens stay safe!
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*Society for the Prevention of Cruel Arbory
https://youtu.be/Wr_wFh46V7I
(And no, I don’t have a Christmas tree, but every time I tell somebody their tree is lovely, I follow it with a reminder to keep it watered. I may not be fun at Christmas parties, but nobody’s dying on my watch.)
out shopping for gifts.🎄🐿️ #sqrlpix https://bsky.app/profile/cpsc.gov/post/3lclks5xtnc27
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