Bartender: sorry, no dogs allowed
Man: but this dog talks!
Bartender: go on, show me
Man: What's on top of a house?
Dog: roof!
Man: Opposite of smooth?
Dog: rough!
Man: Greatest baseball player ever?
Dog: ruth!
Bartender: GTFO
...
afterwards, in alley, dog asks man:
"should I say Mickey Mantle?"
On April 1st, 1997. Comic strip creators decided to prank readers. One of several examples is Nancy starring in a Fox Trot strip. (Chicago Tribune “Tempo” section pg 8)
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Sometimes, when we get what we asked for, we can't bear it
Man: but this dog talks!
Bartender: go on, show me
Man: What's on top of a house?
Dog: roof!
Man: Opposite of smooth?
Dog: rough!
Man: Greatest baseball player ever?
Dog: ruth!
Bartender: GTFO
...
afterwards, in alley, dog asks man:
"should I say Mickey Mantle?"
"Hi there" 😁
Carl
"Did that dog just say hi there"