Well-Known Jokester on Bluesky: [fun observation including one relatively random statistic irrelevant to the joke]
Man Who Knows Exactly One Fact:
Man Who Knows Exactly One Fact:
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"I don't think you understand what an octave is..." I mutter to myself as I bravely resist posting a comment
(Lungs rattling, Danny spits up blood, then attempts to speak.)
DANNY
If you use… “crescendo”… to mean… “climax”… then what do you use… to mean… “crescendo”…
(All at once, his body goes limp, his eyes staring blankly.)
BYSTANDER
Wow, I can’t believe he died on that hill.