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Minneapolis non-comedian Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff. (he/him)
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You're laughing? The Nazis are fighting and you're laughing?

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Funny that things can still happen while you're doing other things

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Your personality is a collection of ways you annoy others.

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Breathing in a rainbow would be amazing

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If your cousins are scared of ghosts, that's a kin dread spirit.

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The Bluey family aren't baptized and aren't going to Heaven

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But how many whales have you seen, and how do you know they weren't puppets?

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We keep building parking lots because they're so beautiful

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Once a year, every year, I bug a regional deli for the ingredients in a sandwich they removed from their menu 10 years ago.

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This monster decided to wear one piece of human clothing and went for a belt

submitted 498 days ago • 10 comments

We used paper maps to...

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There are few jokes I like more than Jerry Blank pressing the button on a vending machine and getting some ribs.

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Sole bumper sticker on a Lexus said "NO TO SOCIALISM, YES TO FREEDOM"

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I am so sorry. I am offering refunds on all the "dancing and singing frog" Cameos that folks have purchased.

submitted 473 days ago • 0 comments

The same guys telling me to "fugetaboutdit" are putting race horse heads in people's beds? They seemed so chill.

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Gonna let my guard down for 6-8 hours

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Someone went to 7 Up, drew some sunglasses on their red dot, and said, "There's your mascot."

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On the finale episode of the news, someone will wake up and it'll all have been a dream

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One time, my mom showed me an internet article about a raccoon that was hit by a car and had gotten embedded in the car's grill for 60 miles and survived. I told her that it seemed unlikely. And she says to me, about this raccoon article, "Where's your sense of wonder?"

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Searching up your joke and replying with a screenshot of five other people making the same joke

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Minnesota will be a pretty good place to ride out the inaction on climate change. [YEARLY SUMMER-LONG CANADIAN FOREST FIRE SMOKE] Ahhh well.

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@cinatyte.bsky.social

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Me: I think we're finally getting ahead on some... Car: [eats all the monies] Ahm yahm yahm yahm yahm!

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a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?" Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it

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I'm so sorry, but I'm in a very big hurry and ain't got time to take a fast train.

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I keep going back and forth on it, but I think my favorite of the four seasons is Old Bay

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At some point, my parents will say, "So, we watched 'Friendship.'" And I'll be all, "What do you mean you watched 'Friendship?'"

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