This monster decided to wear one piece of human clothing and went for a belt - ThreadSky

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aghastronaut.com • 498 days ago

This monster decided to wear one piece of human clothing and went for a belt

Now he can hook his thumbs in it. Gives him something to do with his hands. Claws.

Because it's slimming, duh.

Wanted to be snatched

The real question is what would he have worn if he could pick 5 pieces of human clothing? I'm hoping he'd go for the obvious "5 BELTS!" solution.

is this monster my kid

It's keeping the hernia in check.

tomlommel.com•255 days ago

I had to check and see if I'd replied already.

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tomlommel.com•498 days ago

The truth is much more disturbing: that belt is holding up the homemade adult-sized footie pajamas he cut from his neighbor's skin.

Look, he’s in the tutorial dungeon and it’s all he’s found so far. Have pity for a Level 1 monster cleric.

Really pulls the look together

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