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im edgar allen poe, welcome to jackass

No rule against this as far as I know.

Democrats should all start making the jerk off motion when asked about anything Trump-related, just to see how it gets described. “Controversial gesture that suggests self-pleasuring”

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

oh, you mean like hope? yeah no problemo

what do you mean i "shouldn't have driven over the baby bump" i slowed down, didn't i

I am hoping for some good things to happen, care to join me?

i love when they sit like this lmao

kids watching cartoons this morning and 7yo started yelling "look at the road, idiot!" at this one

garbage truck drivers are experts in garbage

whatever happened to hackers isn't this like their moment

Are you there God? What the fuck, man?

Gonna wear this for a week in solidarity

Endless death in trenches is wrong. People should die in my emerald mines and tesla factories, as nature intended

ok so what gets called "gender ideology" is jsut like "be who and how you want" and what gets called "not ideology" is like "follow these specific unwritten rules and perform these forbidden rituals according to the circumstances of your birth"

after midnight so we can post the gorgeous one-off early morning shadows at the end of three men and a comic book

toddler just called milk "cat juice" 👍™️

goop is going to start selling yogurt that was incubated in gwyneth's mom's pussy and they're calling it Blithe Dannon

WHOOOOOOO cuts off some dick skin when you were born this week CIR CUM CIS ION

(whispering into my phone on the bus) Bixby, my digital assistant (max volume): SORRY, ZERO RESULTS FOUND FOR "HORSE MILK HORSE TITTIES NO NOT TITTIES WHAT'S THE WORD TEETS HORSE TEETS" (whispering again, visibly flustered) Bixby: HORSE JUGS, SOMETIMES CALLED BARN JUGS,

renting out fuck shed @ $50/hr if you do not fuck you will be charged a $100 dishonesty fee

I write about trump take egg.

incredible

Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.

MAKE AMERICA BOO AGAIN

ell em ay oh

today is Marquis’ 10 year gotcha day! i love this handsome sweet boy so much.

NEW: Unnamed DOGE staffer kills, stuffs Smokey Bear; Trump: Bear 'very corrupt, so corrupt'