Profile avatar
amutepiggy.bsky.social
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
7,569 posts 10,556 followers 949 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

we need a national registry for anyone who’s ever responded to an email with a phone call

took toddler to ER today. It's ok, she's ok. she had been sick and started having some difficulty breathing. she had developed pneumonia. we got great care and she's got antibiotics. it just makes want medical care to be easy to access and afforable for everyone

dragging bags of trash up to the old wardrobe in my attic and tossing them into narnia

think i'm starting to become the new pope. does my hat look tall

BREAKING: The United States of America will temporarily reopen as a Spirit Halloween

teenage mutant dipshit DOGE nerds

im not owned, im not owned

(seeing a little guy that looks like gollum on the street) what's up man? you listen to Korn?

'luigi mangione being celebrated as a hero will lead to a valorization of vigilante violence' is one of those things that only sounds reasonable if you start paying attention to American vigilantism at the exact moment it targets someone with wealth and influence

left my Sim on auto pilot while searching for a time capsule in the park and within those TWO MINUTES she cheated on her husband?!

are there other drugs for horses he could try and how quickly can we make him feel like a poseur for not trying them

husband just got an email following up a previous email asking for an eta on a response to the other email time elapsed between emails: one hour PSA: do not do this

im edgar allen poe, welcome to jackass

No rule against this as far as I know.

Democrats should all start making the jerk off motion when asked about anything Trump-related, just to see how it gets described. “Controversial gesture that suggests self-pleasuring”

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

oh, you mean like hope? yeah no problemo

what do you mean i "shouldn't have driven over the baby bump" i slowed down, didn't i

I am hoping for some good things to happen, care to join me?

i love when they sit like this lmao

kids watching cartoons this morning and 7yo started yelling "look at the road, idiot!" at this one

garbage truck drivers are experts in garbage

whatever happened to hackers isn't this like their moment

Are you there God? What the fuck, man?

Gonna wear this for a week in solidarity

Endless death in trenches is wrong. People should die in my emerald mines and tesla factories, as nature intended

ok so what gets called "gender ideology" is jsut like "be who and how you want" and what gets called "not ideology" is like "follow these specific unwritten rules and perform these forbidden rituals according to the circumstances of your birth"

after midnight so we can post the gorgeous one-off early morning shadows at the end of three men and a comic book

toddler just called milk "cat juice" 👍™️

goop is going to start selling yogurt that was incubated in gwyneth's mom's pussy and they're calling it Blithe Dannon

WHOOOOOOO cuts off some dick skin when you were born this week CIR CUM CIS ION