My theories:
1) He's a highlighter.
2) It's telescopic pointer or a car aerial he's just ripped off during an argument in an Aldi can park.
3) It's a prototype "single line" smarties tube.
4) It's the tube ending of his backpack hydration system (fun fact - it's Fruits of the Forest Ribena).
Very intrigued by your theories. Allow me to counter:
1. Black and white highlighters are badly needed.
2. I've always found Aldi customers to be a placid breed. Perhaps Lidl?
3. Like Pez, but chocolate.
4. He looks diabetic. Ribena would be a deadly poison.
My explanations:
1. A grey highlighter is a godsend in these black and white times.
2. Good point. It's got to be Asda. A savage bunch, quick to the red mist. It's the no-brand red bull.
3. You know too much.
4. Sigh. We uncover a murderous plot whilst our hero mulls slapping himself in the face.
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1) He's a highlighter.
2) It's telescopic pointer or a car aerial he's just ripped off during an argument in an Aldi can park.
3) It's a prototype "single line" smarties tube.
4) It's the tube ending of his backpack hydration system (fun fact - it's Fruits of the Forest Ribena).
1. Black and white highlighters are badly needed.
2. I've always found Aldi customers to be a placid breed. Perhaps Lidl?
3. Like Pez, but chocolate.
4. He looks diabetic. Ribena would be a deadly poison.
1. A grey highlighter is a godsend in these black and white times.
2. Good point. It's got to be Asda. A savage bunch, quick to the red mist. It's the no-brand red bull.
3. You know too much.
4. Sigh. We uncover a murderous plot whilst our hero mulls slapping himself in the face.