Oh for Christ’s sake. If the person who keeps farting on this aircraft doesn’t stop I will curse them with hyperosmia and a lifetime of living in a vat of rotten eggs, ammonia and Limburger covered in feces.
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I've been on a flight where a guy was emitting so much hot air I thought the plane would have trouble landing. A different man seated next to me smelt quite good and I was debating whether it would be too forward to ask to bury my face in his armpit for the remainder of the flight.
On a flight to the east coast from LA, a teen age old girl next to me spilt/broke her perfume bottle and it spilled all over the cabin floor next to me and her mom. Her mom, I, and everyone else nearby used our jackets as masks for 4+ hours. The teenager was crushed.
Oh boy, that is a problem. Stuck in a metal tube with recycled air and someone is peppering said air with spice. They should hand out Gas-X or pepto on flights. As a courtesy.
Last year, I was flying back from Paris and they served BURRITOS for the meal. My seatmate had to go to the bathroom. She said that it wasn't pretty. LOL
You haven't suffered until someone sharts on the seat in front of you flying international. Three times. He ran out of pants and wore the airline blanket as a sarong.
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Replaced with fresh every few minutes.
Now it's recycled. ✈🛫🚽🌫🚹🚺🚻☣
Poopurie that i spray lol. They will get the picture
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Hang in there, girl! Got a spritz of perfume handy?