When you’re holding something illegal while running through the woods at night, the cop chasing you on foot is gonna yell “DON’T THROW IT” and that is the exact moment you should throw it. He ain’t never gonna find that shit - ThreadSky

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coachrusty.bsky.social • 19 days ago

When you’re holding something illegal while running through the woods at night, the cop chasing you on foot is gonna yell “DON’T THROW IT” and that is the exact moment you should throw it. He ain’t never gonna find that shit

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woodyphi.bsky.social•19 days ago

Does that tip still hold true if he says, “DONT EAT IT”? Some are devious like that.

bryanhowell.bsky.social•19 days ago

For extra credit, find a bottomless pit.

joshhull.bsky.social•19 days ago

They *ALWAYS* find it, even if they have to call their informants to drop some “evidence”

wildbore101.bsky.social•19 days ago

Thanks Coach if i'm ever in that situation i may or may not follow ur advise, did U find ur shit?

coachrusty.bsky.social•19 days ago

Nah but no one else did either

wildbore101.bsky.social•19 days ago

🤣

wildbore101.bsky.social•19 days ago

buickmakane71.bsky.social•19 days ago

I always wipe it off on my shirt n throw it at the cop.

coachrusty.bsky.social•19 days ago

Interesting strategy but some things never need to be found

buickmakane71.bsky.social•19 days ago

I didn't say he caught it or found it. But it did stop his fat out of breath ass running after me.

slash83ttv.bsky.social•19 days ago

Just make sure your name isn't flint lockwood

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