What name would Trump take as Pope? Tradition holds that it's one already been used. The finalists are: • Hyginus II • Hilarius II • Simplicius II • Donus II • Agapetus III • Eugene V - ThreadSky

b-mcconnaughey.bsky.social•4 days ago

Sphincterus I

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theduckman.bsky.social•4 days ago

Screw tradition. It’s Incontinentus I.

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dls100.bsky.social•4 days ago

Commodus II

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spiritualized67.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ignoramus the Terrible

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picklessorrell.bsky.social•4 days ago

Narcissicus I

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nancydontplay.bsky.social•4 days ago

Herpesious
Moronium
Fatassius

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yukoncorneliusjack.bsky.social•4 days ago

Moronus XLVII

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thetimeline.bsky.social•4 days ago

The replies are hiLARious. 🤣🍿

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briandunn.bsky.social•4 days ago

I like Telesphorus. His followers are so dumb that they'll think he named himself after the flower delivery company!

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sarahbca.bsky.social•4 days ago

Orangeanis I

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samm1955.bsky.social•4 days ago

Raperuis

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sqsarasota.bsky.social•4 days ago

🏆🥇🤭

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amandavicmason.bsky.social•4 days ago

Simplicity of course

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amandavicmason.bsky.social•3 days ago

*Simplicius* darn auto-correct-us

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melisa23.bsky.social•4 days ago

He would name himself Pope Caesar because one of his antiquarian techbro toadies would tell him how cool it was that he got to be the Red Caesar they've all been waiting for and christians everywhere would be forced to choose and they'd
🤯🤯🤯
Ooh so this is how the world ends 😑
We deserve it tbh 🤨

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dempseytwo.bsky.social•4 days ago

Benedict II

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hollyhockcottage.bsky.social•4 days ago

Assafarious

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mlemay64.bsky.social•4 days ago

Doofus of Orange I

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lindag333.bsky.social•4 days ago

Rapista

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lakemacnixie.bsky.social•4 days ago

Narcissus I

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feyesperson.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’m shocked that Treasonus did not make the list.

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kimmurphy100.bsky.social•4 days ago

Donald the Unready.

Ethelred was a king but close enough.

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joedrum.bsky.social•4 days ago

Feculence I

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warmgingertea.bsky.social•4 days ago

My money would be on Pope Hilarius Simplicius !!

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kzubi.bsky.social•3 days ago

BunnyFascist IX

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lakehouses.bsky.social•4 days ago

Cuntus

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depechemodeold.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ignoramus I

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taylormade56.bsky.social•4 days ago

NARCOLEPSY VII

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trumpistheworst.bsky.social•4 days ago

Krasnov I

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venita64.bsky.social•4 days ago

Felonious Rapist I

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kevinfry.bsky.social•4 days ago

That image is missing the long red papal tie.

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denimsmith.bsky.social•4 days ago

Alvin II

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denimsmith.bsky.social•4 days ago

Porcus I

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lilithjade.com•4 days ago

Narcissus I

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coronaviolet.bsky.social•4 days ago

Malignicus Narcissus

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jgfreeman2025.bsky.social•4 days ago

Vladimir A$$kisserous I

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yoyobeatty.bsky.social•4 days ago

Antichristo I

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greenjoel.bsky.social•4 days ago

I have three more candidates

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picci0909.bsky.social•4 days ago

ANNUS RECTUMA I.

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kmp.name•4 days ago

Dotard XIV

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slowcookedgoose.bsky.social•4 days ago

"Dope" will suffice.

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kennethbrandt.bsky.social•4 days ago

Judas

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girlwonder23.bsky.social•4 days ago

Syphilis XXL

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ruckus2311.bsky.social•4 days ago

Felonious

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bookshrike.bsky.social•4 days ago

Why not all? To bad Incontinentius hasn’t been used in the past

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timledin.bsky.social•4 days ago

syphilliticus 1st

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thetimeline.bsky.social•4 days ago

🔥

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stellygram.bsky.social•4 days ago

Syphilis I

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crjcali.bsky.social•4 days ago

I'm not Catholic, but my sister is.
She found this joke 💯 blasphemous 😇

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morrisd65.bsky.social•4 days ago

ShitusDiaperus

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starlene118.bsky.social•4 days ago

Felonious Monk

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lostindivan.bsky.social•4 days ago

Dipshiticus I

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lauraweatherspoon.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hippo the first

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torchmama.bsky.social•4 days ago

Rapeadèpus

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melanierestall1.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is Fascisto an option?

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secretariat7.bsky.social•4 days ago

Minius Dickus?

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wonkothesaneuk.bsky.social•3 days ago

Judas I

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mamaaintplayin.bsky.social•4 days ago

Demonicputz I

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luckylarue.bsky.social•4 days ago

Maximus Dyper

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johnrwright.bsky.social•4 days ago

Felonious XXXIV

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robvo.bsky.social•4 days ago

St. Upid?
https://bsky.app/profile/robvo.bsky.social/post/3lntaxle5ck2v

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itsheath.bsky.social•4 days ago

Pope Liarus I

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judyprincz.bsky.social•4 days ago

I know it’s not a name used previously by a pope but I think Pope Caligula suits him.

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thefaultyplan.bsky.social•4 days ago

Dotard

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pauletteparis1.bsky.social•4 days ago

Simplicius II

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ocxg-1958.bsky.social•4 days ago

Dumpfuckious

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xpaulamas.bsky.social•4 days ago

Syphilis V

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sarahbca.bsky.social•4 days ago

🏆

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2centsnuisance.bsky.social•4 days ago

His name is captain Valtrex. It’s worse.

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pauletteparis1.bsky.social•4 days ago

✊️✌️

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coronaviolet.bsky.social•4 days ago

Odiferous I
Mendacius I

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marlowinc.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's not enough to be just king.
What good is it being just a pope?
He's The Man Who Would Be King of the Popes!
#SCTV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2xWQr4VaUA

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hearinyqf.bsky.social•4 days ago

Poopus I

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doabong.bsky.social•4 days ago

Shitslotofpants I

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abrainiac.bsky.social•4 days ago

how about Syphilis I

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niamolinari.bsky.social•4 days ago

Well, my latin is bad, but... he's not funny, not clean, he is simple, not a gift, nor charitable or noble... however he is kind of like a beetle that won't fucking die.

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