Roses are red Violets are blue There's a heart on Pluto but the mean surface temperature there is –229°C and if you stood there you'd die in seconds Happy Valentine's Day, I guess - ThreadSky

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theplanetaryguy.bsky.social • 72 days ago

Roses are red
Violets are blue
There's a heart on Pluto
but the mean surface temperature there is –229°C and if you stood there you'd die in seconds

Happy Valentine's Day, I guess

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grumpy0ldman84.bsky.social•72 days ago

👍😜

ghaziman.bsky.social•72 days ago

Promise?

catuca.bsky.social•72 days ago

Just add long ears on the left and a small nose on the right and you have Pluto (the dog).

alanvmichaels.bsky.social•72 days ago

Meme-ified for you…

douglasbower.bsky.social•72 days ago

You are absolutely right... That's a really mean surface temperature!

chiefpad.bsky.social•72 days ago

When I saw the heart on Pluto I just melted.

c0nfluence.bsky.social•72 days ago

I don’t remember this verse of “Fly Me to the Moon” but maybe it would help if you sang it like Sinatra.

samfucious.bsky.social•72 days ago

Die? Or fall into a deep cryogenic sleep?

theplanetaryguy.bsky.social•72 days ago

oh most assuredly die

angryparakeet.bsky.social•72 days ago

Ship me to Pluto. Frozen hellscape beats a dumpster fire.

shannonstirone.bsky.social•72 days ago

You’ll not be surprised but this is my dream valentine. Well done!

theplanetaryguy.bsky.social•72 days ago

❤️❤️❤️

paulclark-mcr.bsky.social•72 days ago

Probably need a really big coat

modernmouse.bsky.social•72 days ago

We know. We all saw that one episode of Magic School Bus where Arnold took off his helmet because his cousin was being annoying.

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