the moon is eating the sun and if we want the sun to return we should probably sacrifice a national leader to the bog or something - ThreadSky

oldenoughtosay.bsky.social • 45 days ago

the moon is eating the sun and if we want the sun to return we should probably sacrifice a national leader to the bog or something

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eagleneedle.bsky.social•45 days ago

Sounds like a good plan.

molicioushat.bsky.social•44 days ago

Amen to that. Sometimes the old ways work best.

odpirateguy.bsky.social•44 days ago

*chefs kiss*.

oldenoughtosay.bsky.social•45 days ago

if you catch me deleting and reposting skeets with slight edits no you didn’t and also we call that personal growth

katieberkley.bsky.social•45 days ago

Theyre called skeets?😭

drsmutt.bsky.social•45 days ago

Seems reasonable. I have sacrifice suggestions...

maple-autumn.bsky.social•45 days ago

could be true you never know. Source: im a wizard in real life

joshuatanzer.bsky.social•45 days ago

Can we sacrifice more?

aranaya.bsky.social•44 days ago

Maybe even a couple extra, to be on the safe side

mainehornsfan.bsky.social•45 days ago

I think we should sacrifice more than one.

ffa1984.bsky.social•45 days ago

We might need more than one!

karianneusa.bsky.social•45 days ago

I have a few suggestions

tsevelev.bsky.social•45 days ago

Yeah I think you should do that. And if at first you don't succeed, try the VP. And then...

wokeineurope.bsky.social•45 days ago

How I yearne for the Symple Tymes 😆

torrancesene.bsky.social•45 days ago

Yes! Bring back bog bodies!

paisliegiraffe.bsky.social•45 days ago

Can we substitute active volcano for bog?

oldenoughtosay.bsky.social•45 days ago

i don't think we have any in the UK but if you're elsewhere you're welcome to draw on your own national traditions, i guess!

alchealthplans.bsky.social•45 days ago

I can think of a few to throw into the sacrificial pot

sel-bsky-social.bsky.social•45 days ago

So many eligible candidates

humourcide.bsky.social•45 days ago

Why aren't we doing that anyway?

dwightwedding.bsky.social•45 days ago

You wanna know how the elements have bookended my day?

1. The moon eating the sun
2. Told the kids I'm moving out
3. Massive fuckin' rainbow shining through the window of the new flat

There's gotta be some symbolism there, right?

dwightwedding.bsky.social•45 days ago

Turns out after some initial upset the kids were delighted to visit the flat and to have an extra somewhere to live. "Best day ever" according to the eldest*. The elements were right.

*Autistic, ADHD, somewhat prone to hyperbole

dangitdaya.bsky.social•45 days ago

What cult can we email

notmypresidentever.bsky.social•45 days ago

😊

bluezer24.bsky.social•45 days ago

Will the swamp substitute for a bog?

gildedragon.bsky.social•45 days ago

Sacred hunt! The king is the land is the economy! Sparragmos & inflation goes down!

gildedragon.bsky.social•45 days ago

The sun is the Benu bird is a chicken which lays a daily egg! Entomb the turanos alive that the egg price goes down

rachel-pierce.bsky.social•45 days ago

I actually heard the moon demands more than one. Like ten or so.

countermoon.bsky.social•45 days ago

BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG BOG

cheesecakellama.bsky.social•45 days ago

I know one I think the moon might like. He looks like he would taste like cheetos. One could say he looks like one, too. I bet the moon would like a cheesy sacrifice 👀

shitpost.gay•45 days ago

more bog for the bog god

thebog-witch.bsky.social•44 days ago

i welcome your suggestions…

furiousvoter.bsky.social•45 days ago

Lately more and more of my bird app peeps are showing up in my feed to follow (likely delayed, I’m sure Madeline has been here awhile). It brings me small, needed joy