Stocks bounce back!

Major announcements:

🍊paid sick leave!
🍊paid child care!
🍊$25 per hour min wage
🍊Top 1% agree to donate 90% of new annual wealth to public services
🍊Gerrymandering banned
🍊Social media controls

Great! - oh hang on, checks notes: this is Scandinavia!

US can keep grifting.