Theme park operator announces new DC facility. Attractions include:

🍊The House of Horror
🍊Wall Street of death
🍊Wheel of misfortune
🍊Freefall
🍊Monster drop
🍊Rollercoaster - unlimited rides
🍊U (can all) FO

Entrance fee:

1m in $hiTcoin$ - plus 145% tariff if DEI orpenguin

Coming soon: Kamikaze