but before you can date me.. you have to defend me in my 7 evil legal cases... - ThreadSky

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crimew.gay • 6 days ago

but before you can date me.. you have to defend me in my 7 evil legal cases...

banger

…do I have to win the cases?

dw i know the perfect evidence to present to win every case

fulcrum.gay•5 days ago

How bad could it possibly be I mean there’s only seven cases? Lemme just look up what you allegedly did

fulcrum.gay•5 days ago

No cute way to put this: it wasn’t meant to be

going to law school just for this

Best I can offer is my service as a cheerleader, I'm afraid.

All legal cases are evil

Motion to dismiss them all because "nuh uh."

"No seriously, like, I'm going to prison if I don't win these."

slendermaia be like "testify in my eight cases"

ok but like what if they've already gone through 5 of them and say they're in lesbians with you

scott pilgrim vs the judicial system

slop.zone•5 days ago

I can get you off

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