Hi! 45 minutes left to get an Onion by Christmas. I will stop being BSKYQVC right after. membership.theonion.com - ThreadSky

bencollins.bsky.social • 87 days ago

Hi! 45 minutes left to get an Onion by Christmas. I will stop being BSKYQVC right after.

http://membership.theonion.com

Reposted from Tim Onion

Hi guys! Important note!

If you want to get the Christmas Edition of The Onion before Christmas, please sign up by tomorrow at noon! Our 25% off sale ends then!

This month's issue includes 16 extra pages of Onion wrapping paper. Including... this guy.

Subscribe here: membership.theonion.com

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briancarroll.bsky.social•87 days ago

It worked! Your spam pushed me over the edge to buy it. Spammer.

dragynwing.bsky.social•87 days ago

I succumbed to peer pressure

eyesontheright.bsky.social•87 days ago

I have half an onion in my fridge

stuartharmon.bsky.social•86 days ago

Ack just missed this and want to send it to my sister as a gift! Will there be another promo or is there a coupon code?

authentico.bsky.social•87 days ago

I’ll take one! We would love to review your onion on our food blog

olliemcclellan.bsky.social•87 days ago

Oh Ben, I'm in Canada. I'm going to get my first four issues all at once when the Canada Post strike settles in February or whatever.

mojavemidnights.bsky.social•87 days ago

I tried to subscribe last week but didn't get any confirmation that I was signed up to receive a physical copy. Is there a way I can check? I emailed to ask last week but never got a response.

ecg.bsky.social•87 days ago

NGL i cannot tell if i paid enough to get paper copies......

kakotechnia.bsky.social•87 days ago

This seems like a great gift—can I give a membership to someone else?

bencollins.bsky.social•87 days ago

Yep!

https://membership.theonion.com/gifts/

oftsurprised.bsky.social•87 days ago

Gave as gift to daughter/son in law for Hanukkah and loved process from start to finish. And they are thrilled

deadbatdesigns.bsky.social•87 days ago

OK you win, I subscribed for a year!

dragynwing.bsky.social•87 days ago

Gotter'dun!

coolspeech.bsky.social•87 days ago

This was a good reminder for me earlier, so thank you

mjb2024.bsky.social•87 days ago

You got me! I just subscribed!

fivepoundbag.bsky.social•87 days ago

The Onion joins AARP Magazine in the exclusive club of print media delivered to my mailbox

bencollins.bsky.social•87 days ago

AARP Magazine is legit great btw

nohappynonsense.net•87 days ago

I subscribed yesterday and then about an hour later my childhood dog that went missing over 29 years ago showed up at my house.

Coincidence? No. Delusion? Absolutely

vernam.bsky.social•87 days ago

How did you prepare it?

nohappynonsense.net•87 days ago

only cooked up the liver last night, pan-fried over a bed of quinoa. gotta stretch out the rest of the meat.

bryangilchrist.bsky.social•87 days ago

Delusion? More like hallucinations. 😱

noodlesnacks.bsky.social•87 days ago

@theonion.com had your dog in stasis at the panopticon, anticipating your ascension

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