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bencollins.bsky.social • 22 hours ago

Country's divorced.

Reposted from jenny_tightpants🪑

the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

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rasmusmalver.dk•22 hours ago

from reality

godislove54.bsky.social•20 hours ago

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recluse2567.bsky.social•18 hours ago

We might just need an ad campaign to fix this obvious drug problem.

platinumque.bsky.social•20 hours ago

We're cooked y'all

the-silver-lining.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Ben, you're going to have to launch a serious news division.

andrewjhorn.bsky.social•16 hours ago

He's definitely the richest deadbeat dad of all-time though so I guess you gotta give him that

candystrata.bsky.social•22 hours ago

So this is where we’re at? Tomorrow should be tons ‘o fun.

pexsy.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Great indicator that Musk doesn't give two shits about other humans is that he doesn't give a shit about his own children.

eldrmllnl4885.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Something he and Don have in common

edoggthered.bsky.social•22 hours ago

patricksaxton.bsky.social•22 hours ago

You're out of a job all of a sudden.

nenebal.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Who gets the kids

mrdrix.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Isn't that Milei he's up there with? The guy who is accused of fraud and insider trading on a crypto coin that was launched that *HE TOTALLY DOESN'T HAVE INSIDER INFO ON* but knew an awwwwwful lot about?

Wonder why these fucksticks would get along...

sela.bsky.social•22 hours ago

country went to the store for cigarettes and did NOT come back

coleblack.bsky.social•22 hours ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWLdZFCMx8Y

kimmycando.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Ahh, the old days.

godislove412.bsky.social•15 hours ago

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jettdash.bsky.social•21 hours ago

our future could be saved if his drug dealer adds a little fentanyl

louddonkey.com•21 hours ago

but he's gonna keep trying to impregnate the cons anyway until he leaves them

rm4.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Game's gone

beanandbee.bsky.social•19 hours ago

And somehow dad got primary custody of us.

halfcourtshot.bsky.social•13 hours ago

We need a divorce. I can no longer even breath the same air as these MAGA shits. They literally smell.

jay-baller-reborn.bsky.social•22 hours ago

It makes sense the end times starts with a child like ultra billionaire begging for lulz from online Nazis

bullix.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Country’s divorced bad dad: Elon Musk

b1gdill.bsky.social•20 hours ago

I would just as well not use the internet if the only way I could reach the father of my children was the comment section of his micro-blog.

angeloftheozarks.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I mean, he did it. He's a meme. Maybe if we all tell him he's the best meme ever and the only way to be the bestest meme is to launch himself into space.

scifries.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Some will say he's a bad dad, but the real ones know he's just paving the way for AlimonyX, where you have the chance to publicly message him for help, then SupportX ignores your requests unless you subscribe for $8/mo.

beetsrgood.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Musk = Insane dipshit

ironymike.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Something something idiocracy