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rasmusmalver.dk•93 days ago

from reality

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recluse2567.bsky.social•93 days ago

We might just need an ad campaign to fix this obvious drug problem.

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platinumque.bsky.social•93 days ago

We're cooked y'all

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the-silver-lining.bsky.social•93 days ago

Ben, you're going to have to launch a serious news division.

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theshortviking68.bsky.social•92 days ago

Think about what a deranged person you have to be to get Musk as sugar daddy. Yuck.

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daveclint.bsky.social•92 days ago

he is an inspiration for birth control

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bluewitchlady.bsky.social•92 days ago

😅👏

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bluewitchlady.bsky.social•92 days ago

Gotta be the money!

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biblioholic44.bsky.social•92 days ago

Why do women keep having sex with him? Why do they keep having babies with him? He carries his own child around as a human shield so snipers won’t target him. Why do the mother’s allow this?

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marcriggsbee.bsky.social•92 days ago

From reality.

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comradedrew.bsky.social•92 days ago

He's definitely the richest deadbeat dad of all-time though so I guess you gotta give him that

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aqviry.bsky.social•92 days ago

The Divided States of America. #DSA

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joes2blue.bsky.social•92 days ago

We are truly living in the dumbest possible time.

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juiceeoranj.bsky.social•92 days ago

Exactly what I thought the other day, back in the 40's it was serious and all but these days, all these events are so ridiculously clownish that it's hard to even find serious that we're all about to get murdered

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pexsy.bsky.social•93 days ago

Great indicator that Musk doesn't give two shits about other humans is that he doesn't give a shit about his own children.

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eldrmllnl485.bsky.social•93 days ago

Something he and Don have in common

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edoggthered.bsky.social•93 days ago

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patricksaxton.bsky.social•93 days ago

You're out of a job all of a sudden.

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jtmacri.bsky.social•92 days ago

You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Twilight Zone!

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nenebal.bsky.social•92 days ago

Who gets the kids

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mrdrix.bsky.social•93 days ago

Isn't that Milei he's up there with? The guy who is accused of fraud and insider trading on a crypto coin that was launched that *HE TOTALLY DOESN'T HAVE INSIDER INFO ON* but knew an awwwwwful lot about?

Wonder why these fucksticks would get along...

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pookdeville.bsky.social•92 days ago

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coleblack.bsky.social•93 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWLdZFCMx8Y

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kimmycando.bsky.social•93 days ago

Ahh, the old days.

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fakeconsultant.bsky.social•92 days ago

Mars is hiring...

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louddonkey.com•93 days ago

but he's gonna keep trying to impregnate the cons anyway until he leaves them

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rm4.bsky.social•93 days ago

Game's gone

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beanandbee.bsky.social•93 days ago

And somehow dad got primary custody of us.

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halfcourtshot.bsky.social•92 days ago

We need a divorce. I can no longer even breath the same air as these MAGA shits. They literally smell.

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jay-baller-reborn.bsky.social•93 days ago

It makes sense the end times starts with a child like ultra billionaire begging for lulz from online Nazis

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davidgeorgeg.bsky.social•92 days ago

I'm interested in the latter part of this post - you do not get to be an astronaut by being a shrinking violet.
Stupid Musk making that statement might find he has a rather large problem on his hands - the "smashing his larynx out the back of his neck" kind of problem.

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dogcatcher4.bsky.social•92 days ago

If the headline read:

"Escapee From High Security Mental Institution Seen Waving Chainsaw Around at Top Conservative Convention"

Would anyone be shocked?

No one seems shocked or alarmed. It's just more of the usual antics!!

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scoxrox.bsky.social•92 days ago

from sanity, that is.

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mac11187.bsky.social•92 days ago

In other words, he's been neglecting his children so he can dance around like a dipshit.

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bullix.bsky.social•93 days ago

Country’s divorced bad dad: Elon Musk

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b1gd1ll.bsky.social•93 days ago

I would just as well not use the internet if the only way I could reach the father of my children was the comment section of his micro-blog.

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thekrakensays.bsky.social•92 days ago

Imagine it’s 2015. A time traveler walks into a place where you are with your ground and family and reads you that and says,“That’s just going to be a rather banal Friday in 2025.”

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angeloftheozarks.bsky.social•92 days ago

I mean, he did it. He's a meme. Maybe if we all tell him he's the best meme ever and the only way to be the bestest meme is to launch himself into space.

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scifries.bsky.social•93 days ago

Some will say he's a bad dad, but the real ones know he's just paving the way for AlimonyX, where you have the chance to publicly message him for help, then SupportX ignores your requests unless you subscribe for $8/mo.

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michelemarden.bsky.social•92 days ago

Country’s insane

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mtbakerdadx3.bsky.social•92 days ago

Not surprised that this drug addled nazi is also dead beat dad.

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beetsrgood.bsky.social•93 days ago

Musk = Insane dipshit

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ironymike.bsky.social•92 days ago

Something something idiocracy

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donniedonner.bsky.social•92 days ago

We have two separate countries with incompatible and non-comprisable mindsets. A national divorce is probably the best option. We might as well have two separate ACTUAL countries.

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fakeconsultant.bsky.social•92 days ago

The image is the 2020 red/blue map

If the blue states and Canada hooked up, it's all contiguous territory